Some Nctizen

just a bunch of text posts for the lols

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Killer, on the phone: I can see you

Doyoung: *turns so that the right side of his face faces the window*

Killer: wha-

Doyoung: this is my good side

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Cop: Do you know why you were pulled over?

Yangyang: Was it cause-

Car: *honks*

Yangyang: Was it-

Car: *Honks*

Yangyang: Was-

Car: *HONKS*

Yangyang: *sighs* Was it cause it says "honk if you think police officers have small peepees" on the back of my car...?

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On September 19th

Jeno: Woah Injun what's with the bags?

Renjun: Oh you know

Renjun: Cleaning out my room and stuff

Jeno: Oh okay have fun then

Renjun, leaving the dorm and takes out plane ticket and putting on tinfoil hat: AREA 51 HERE I COME

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Doyoung: good morning everyo-

Johnny: *is t-posing in the hallway while jumping up and down*

Doyoung: *slowly retreats back into his room* and yall wonder why I don't leave my room...

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Sicheng: I hate being cute

Sicheng: when you're cute, no one takes you seriously. Like even when I'm mad people just brush me off and say that I look cute when I'm mad

Sicheng: like no

Sicheng: stop

Sicheng: RECOGNIZE MY POWER

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*woman gets mistreated somewhere*

*doyoung and yuta waking up in a cold sweat*

Doyoung: did u sense that?

Yuta: there's been a disturbance

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Mark: *is very drunk and waddles over to Donghyuck and gives him a hug*

Donghyuck: oh this is nice

Mark: *nuzzles into Donghyuck's shoulder*

Donghyuck, tearing up: t-this is really nice

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Mark visiting the Dream Dorm

Mark: So how's everything going?

Renjun: Oh everything's going good yeah

Mark: Oh that's good to-

Mark: Is that Chenle cuffed to the table?

Chenle, with one hand handcuffed to the table: Hi Mark

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Taeil: hey-

Donghyuck and Jungwoo: LET ME KISS YOU

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At the late late show

Taeyong: I won't flinch! I'M NOT SCARED!

Also taeyong:

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Donghyuck: *sighs*

Renjun: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Donghyuck: ???

Jaemin: what he do?

Renjun: bitch gon' breathe

Jaemin: he be doing some annoying shit

Donghyuck: fuck you all

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Jeno: it's kinda cold...

Doyoung: OH MY FUCKING GOD *wraps scarf around jeno's neck* I fucking told you that it would be cold today *put jacket on him* I told you like three times *puts hat and gloves on jeno* but NOOOO you just had to go outside not dressed warmly *hands him a hot chocolate*

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Mark: h-

Nctizens: OMFG WHAT AN ADORABLE MAN DO YOU SEE HIM HE NEEDS TO BE APPRECIATED

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Taeyong: hey doyoung welcome to your very first salsa class!!

Doyoung: *walks into the room with a bag of tortilla chips*

Doyoung: how could you betray me like this

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Jaehyun: how do you want your coffee?

Taeyong: as black as my soul

Jaehyun: three creams and three sugars it is

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Mark: blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood and water so technically pancakes are more important than friends and family

Taeyong: what

Lucas: I mean he has a point

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Xiaojun: yangyang just go to sleep

Yangyang: never

Yangyang: sleeping is for weak mortals