SexsiChris

At your moms house rn🤗

[feinformatt]

I can't get over this.

[sacred-portal]

[chrissminipizzas]

Im a Chris girl but there’s just something about Matt’s tough guy persona that just has me……🫠🫠

[tatooine81]

Thank you Chris Sturniolo for reminding me every day that i am in fact bisexual 🫶

[grace-sturnz]

i miss the podcast. i miss Wednesday videos. i miss the intro. i miss madi. i miss the streams. i miss alahna. i miss mikayla. i miss the og minivan.

[sturnzwrld]

nick looks like he’s on an album cover

okay queen i see you

[sturniqlo-deactivated20260219]

HRLLO?!!

[ilililiilililiilililiil]

Ain’t it crazy that dogs have more rights in America than women? If my dog was pregnant and needed an abortion, it’s up to only the veterinarian and caretakers. A fucking dog. They don’t even value women’s lives as much as dogs.

[chrissturnsfav]

rapper Chris is my absolute fav he’s so yum 😋

i know he got me weak in the knees👅👅

[thenickgirl]

okay but what grade of crack were they on at the end of the video 😭

[lovesturni0l0s]

drop the diss track bc that was honestly FIRE

and wildly entertaining

[sungieshole]

now now.. lowk the diss went HARD like add that to spotify rn bitch what??

[lovesturni0l0s]

they absolutely ate like i was flabbergasted

[leoslaboratory]

why chris flow lowk clean…he rap like a nigga

ik chris got down like that just waiting for him to show it🤦🏾‍♀️

[deadbranch]

Reblog if you have the best mutuals.

[madssturniolo]

If you body shame people you deserve the death penalty.

[probablyoutyappingorsomething]

yall like the new theme 😼😼

(also I was so scared to do this but I did it)

[fawnsturn]

so basically i’m not okay