Aw, Dip!

alyssa/oz-26-she/they/he You mean to tell me they STILL haven't built a man that can keep old Johnny down??

[apolladay]

does being bitten by a vampire sound appealing to you?

yes, sexually

yes, not sexually

no

results

Voting ended onJun 26

[summerhighlandfalls]

surely this counts as ninja training

[secularsasquatch]

[rosedosed]

The yaoi du jour

[energyprison]

red 40 has medicinal properties

[jelliedeyes]

[thesireofsorrow]

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[millllion-blog]

[charlesoberonn]

My Life as a Middle Aged Robot

[micaxiii]

I visualized it

[itsgeauxtime-deactivated2023082]

I’m kinkshaming

[fren-in-jesus]

MILFbot

[importantcatpics]

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[dogpuppy]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Me after eating a 20oz steak, a loaded baked potato, a piece of bread, and a mixed drink on an empty stomach and then someone says “wanna get some ice cream?

[kenochu]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

64827;2&&;$394$39;??!;!

[calellon]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire