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mariana / churri | 26 | he/they/she | i have many word bitch disease with comorbid can't shut the fuck up syndrome | ao3: marianara_sauce | art blog: @MarianaFosa

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[girlballs]

my crinkling scrinklet

[tothechaos]

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

[tothechaos]

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

[crythartic]

like no time has passed...

my piece for @krisellezine, probably my favorite kriselle art ive ever done, please go support the zine!! im so honored to have been a guest artist for it :)

[molemorgue]

stupid wuppyog

[molemorgue]

seems like we all fuck with stupid wuppyog

[transgenderization]

[happylambie-deactivated20181004]

Three women with penises, plus the statue of Hermaphroditus The Louvre, Paris Fr http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphroditus

[dumbtrannybitch]

it’s so i.portant to me to be reminded that the bodies of trans fems are considered art, real art, yes I know blah blah blah, but the museum and art world exist and there we are, we are beautiful, and deep down, the world knows this, they love our beauty, they just lie to themselves, tell religious stories, tell medical conapiracies whatever, fuck em, we are beautiful and not just in your porn, the trans form is worthy of high art and remembering this lifts up my heart.

[byjove]

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

[dapperdonuts]

[byjove]

[spitblaze]

its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton

[spitblaze]

This post is about racism. This post is about racism and antiblackness. This post is not about how cool YOU are for doing crimes or about how much you hate 'antis' or how bad tesla suck. This post is about how ostensibly progressive white people will clutch pearls and moralize about not listening to rap or engaging with black art or culture because it seemingly condones drugs, or violence, or is overly sexual, while having no issue with those topics in other, non-black contexts. There are conversations to be had about the topics surrounding this but in the meantime the original post is One Sentence and I'm not convinced most of the commenters in the past few days even read it.

[chroniccoolness]

racist white canadians and europeans want you to believe the slave trade worked like this

it did not. it is public knowledge the slave trade worked like this

and in fighting antiblackness within canada and europe it is so so so important to acknowledge these places's participation in and benefit from the transantlantic slave trade. Slavery is not just the US's dirty past, it is a triangular industry lasting centuries that white people in the united states, canada, and europe benefitted from and continue to benefit from to this day. Slavery was good for white canadians and white europeans. They liked it. they encouraged it. they had slaves, they profited from the slave trade, and they used products grown from US slave labour in every day life. The slavery of Black people would not have been possible on the sheer scale at which it happened if it were not for active, consistent participation from europe and canada.

[hyperthot-gamergirl]

It cannot be stressed enough just how staggering the numbers are either. Slavery was an international business run by white european colonizers. Even after the slave trade was "banned" by countries such as England and France those same countries continued to tacitly support the enslavement of Black people (as well as the indigenous peoples of their colonial holdings) by consuming huge amounts of the products only made possibly through the labor of enslaved peoples. The United States still has barely acknowledged its vile history as a slave economy, something it remains to be to this day through the enslavement of Black and Brown people in the carceral system, but Canada, Europe, and much of South America have seemingly gotten away scott free.

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[napoleononthebellerophon]

how mom influencers feel supplying pedophiles on the internet with endless pictures and videos of their children along with their name age daily schedule and exact location

[robertseanleonardthinker]

the puppetry in phm is just so fucking good dude. think abt how much improv there was. the dancing/mimicking scene when rocky and grace first met? that was improvised. that means that 5 people were so in sync with each other on this puppet that they were able to mimic ryan gosling in real time with no plan. bro. BRO. ouugghhhhh rocky puppeteers i love u

[papayajuan2019]

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

[pluubyy]

rocky’s been learning some new vocabulary