And they were roommates™

There is no context, it is flöten gegangen. @Problematyq on Ao3 -me

[probl3matyq]

"I asked chatgpt-"

Yeah well, I asked @lukascore and he gave me a better answer than any AI ever could, even though I was speaking a fucked up mix of english and german, and then we just stared at each other until he said "is was."

[probl3matyq]

I consider myself very funny

Also, ignore the fucked up looking Nick Wilde in the corner.

(reference is from a Pinterest post that I can't find rn)

[probl3matyq]

!!! THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME

Might be one of my best drawings yet/gen

[probl3matyq]

Shi got me feeling like the woman in white from Supernatural season 1, Pilot

[spookybookeyebitch]

PALS PEEPS AND FRIENDS!!

PLS PLS PLS CAN SOMEONE DRAW MY BABY BOY AS A HUMAN

@probl3matyq and I tried drawing him and came to the conclusion that that would be fitting, but I'd love to see your take on that :3

This is Kuzja (Kuzmitch), he is 9 years old and is named after my favourite childhood movie (домовёнок кузя).

here is him and my drawing of him. I'll add more pictures of him and fun facts under the cut.

Fun facts:

He INSTANTLY starts purring very loudly when we put on "Nothing else matters" by Metallica

80% of the time he looks like a grumpy grandpa, but is actually a real fat fluffy softie

He is a fucking UNIT of a cat

In summer it looks like he's wearing a light gray raccoon mask/ eyeliner because his fur gets a tiny bit lighter

bro has THE SOFTEST FUR

He is a simple man. His fav (and only) toy is a piece of string and his cat tree that he commits tomfoolery and shenanigans on.

He is very fascinated by oval objects.( Olives, small tomatoes, candy... he doesn't eat it (exept for olives when I give him one once in a while) just rolls it and watches. He could not care less for balls though)

As soon as I or his papa pick him up he INSTANTLY climbs on your shoulder/ back, lounges there and refuses to go down

he is a very affectionate little Mister <3

Edit: forgot to add; I'll gladly do an art trade for it :D

[probl3matyq]

!! 🙂‍↕️

[probl3matyq]

Hot take of the day:

TheClick as Ryland Grace

AHHHHHHHH

My proof:

-Both are great at maths and science stuff

-Both were teachers at one point

-Both can't swear (YouTube's fault in TheClick's case)

-Both are funny and whimsy ( @spookybookeyebitch 's suggestion)

-both are wonderfully unhinged (also @spookybookeyebitch 's suggestion)

-Both record videos for a living (sort of)

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Bonus:

Simba (Rest in Peace, the floof will be remembered) as Rocky

And the Eridians are Emotional Support Demons

[probl3matyq]

"MURICA"

*Jurassic Park Theme Song starts playing*

[meowmeowpspsps]

Reblog and put your evil name a la Darkiplier and Antisepticeye in the tags

[probl3matyq]

HIW IS BRO ( @spookybookeyebitch ) GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT ME MEOWING THE AMERICAN ANTHEM AND THEN BE SITTING NEXT TO ME MEOWING THAT OF THE UDSSR??

[spookybookeyebitch]

It's because THOSE DARN MURRICANS or smth dont quote me tho :')

Edit:I INFECTED HIM HES NOW ALSO MEOWING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE SOVIET UNION LMAO

[probl3matyq]

I DID NOT MEOW IT

[probl3matyq]

HIW IS BRO ( @spookybookeyebitch ) GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT ME MEOWING THE AMERICAN ANTHEM AND THEN BE SITTING NEXT TO ME MEOWING THAT OF THE UDSSR??

[demonspawnwriter]

marauders characters breakfasts based on things I’ve had for breakfast

Pandora: fruit salade

Dorcas: chia seed pudding

Marlene: forgot to eat and was confused as why she was dizzy by dinner time

Mary: yogurt with fruits

Lily: apple cheese pancakes with maple syrup

Remus: half a pie

Peter: cold leftover pizza

James: protein shake

Sirius: James’ breakfast

Regulus: a medium coffee with 8 packets of sugar

Barty: cereals with blueberries and feta

Evan: a sandwich filled with raw marinated gloves of garlic

[spookybookeyebitch]

@probl3matyq are you Regulus?? bdhshshahhs

[probl3matyq]

Nah, I'm Peter

[916gawd-deactivated20190411]

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

[probl3matyq]

!!!

[spookybookeyebitch]

Dear Pals, Peeps and Friends

Im hella bored and dont know what to draw.

so for the next 24 hours I'll try to draw/doodle whatever is requested (sfw pls) 4 free

you can message me in the ask thingy or the comments

(please Im desperate. Ive got so much motivation but no idea what to draw) lmao

here's a little doodle for the meantime

[spookybookeyebitch]

For @probl3matyq, will colour it a bit later

[probl3matyq]

NEHEHEHE >:3

[probl3matyq]

*Exasperatedly exists*

[probl3matyq]

Mf lookin' at the camera like it's @spookybookeyebitch 's fault

[spookybookeyebitch]

My fluffy little muse <3

@probl3matyq I love our son

also making a stamp with his paw print. :D

[probl3matyq]

<333

[probl3matyq]

School sketch 🙂‍↕️

The neck is... a little thinnn, but that's fine.

[probl3matyq]

Quick sketch I did in school, because this is how school's got me feeling recently.