yo diggity

hi im shailee (she/her) and i love subway with all my heart and soul and everything ever

[driflloon]

me on my resume: im fun! no relevant skills

[shinji--moon-deactivated2017123]

collector of small and meaningful objects (with no inherent use other than to make the heart glow a little softer)

[bob-belcher]

[klefable]

not to sound bitter but i hope hurting me haunts you for years

[federalbureauofislam]

me about myself: interesting concept but poor execution!

[latinahoops]

Why do moms over share things about your life to people who don’t matter

[handsomedogs]

[tropical-lullaby]

me: *tries to eat healthy*

me: *eats ice cream from tub*

[tiredgaywerewolf-blog]

Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet

Me : please check that there is enough oil in my cats engine

[magictransistor]

Bouasse Jeune. The Sacred Heart of Mary, Tresor de Tendresse. 1800s.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

[insectdiscount]

Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong

[keylimetim-deactivated20181216]

They would be 84 years old; that’s achievable this day and age.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

they would literally be 984 years old i………….

[sridevi]

[cesaray]

[onlytwitterpics]

[odd-film-stills]

[thetime-ishere-deactivated20180]

I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life

[problemathic]

real talk will someone fucking date me already

[shitpostgenerator]

do aliens eat ass