lost in thought @ingkkantadia - Tumblr Blog

hi. dunk/lyonel smut, selfless service, be upon ye. Lyonel fantasizes aloud about showing off his lover.

“It's a rather bracing experience, coming to a tourney and knowing I wouldn't be getting my blade wet, not on my own accord anyway, but it is a fine fucking thing watching you do it. It's selfish not to share you, the vision you make straining for me.” Dunk's brows pinched together in clear confusion, charmingly guileless. “Can't everyone see me from up there? Thought that was the point of the tall stands and things.”

The mating dance

by Resonant

I haven’t read this essay in… twelve years? I think? But someone (ETA: that someone was @whetherwoman who deserves the credit) linked it today and rereading it was a) a treat and b) honestly really helpful. If you, like me, want to write smut but often find it difficult, this essay may help a LOT.

leupagus

Reblogging this as I periodically do because it’s still relevant (especially with so many new writers coming into fandom spaces who are SO ENTHUSIASTIC but maybe need some pointers?) and because I myself need the reminder. Wherever you are, Res, I hope you’re doing great.

lazy8blog

Give me a fanfiction trope and I’ll grade it:

A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it.

B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood.

C: Neutral. A good author might be able to sell it, but a bad one will kill it deader than dead.

D: Not my favorite. I avoid it if I can, but it won’t necessarily put me off reading something.

F: Hate it. Will immediately make me nope out of a fic.

duesternis

Lanced by a Rogue Knight - An AKOTSK fanfiction

Dunk sat on Lyonel’s couch, fiddling with the drawstring of his sweatpants, watching Lyonel dig through his insane movie collection. “It’s in here somewhere, it’s literally my favourite.” “If it’s your favourite, why don't you know where it is?” Lyonel laughed, shot him a glance through his wet fringe. His cheeks were still warm from the shower, from everything else that had happened in the bathroom. “Little shit,” he said fondly and Dunk flushed, grinned. “Listening and learning.” He shrugged, knotted his sweatpants off. “And what a teacher you have,” Lyonel added and turned back to the collection, shifting things around on the bottom shelf until he crowed in success. Brandished a VHS-tape with a tacky cover of a porn actress in a barely there approximation of a medieval dress. Her breasts were clear spilling out of the top. The bright red title read “A Lady Rosebud Adventure: Lanced by the Rogue Knight” and Dunk groaned.

or, Lyonel shows Dunk his favourite porn VHS and they both get a surprise

read in full on ao3! Reblogs and comments are much appreciated <3 thanks to the Knights of Stormhedge server for birthing this idea and enabling me to bang it out in like. an hour or two lmao

heya! just wanted to say that i'll be less active on fandom spaces for a month or two because i'm literally fighting in the Trenches of life and will only probably get some breathing space sometime in august or september 💀

i won't be responsive nor active on tumblr and discord servers right now too, but if anyone wants to reach out and talk, feel free to send me a discord DM! :DD im more responsive there hehe 🫶

hope to be more active again in a few months! see ya guys then, and please take care and stay safe in the meantime 💖

#ikka rambles

bluberimufim

I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria

forthegothicheroine

#in the first bridgerton book daphne describes her crush feelings as if her heart is playing the queen of the night aria from the magic flute#which i can totally see if you have never found out what the words mean. very high and fluttery.#but the lyrics are along the lines of THE VENGEANCE OF HELL BOILS IN MY HEART. IF YOU DON'T MURDER THAT MAN I WILL DISOWN YOU.#and i laughed so hard i had to put the book down

via @tophatandboots

jackironsides

oh my god??

@lymeandcoconut

#lmaooooo #my fave is that episode of white collar where neil is doing a theft #and the music they play over it is leporello's 'here's the list of all the hundreds of women my boss has fucked' aria from don giovanni #it's supposed to just sound grand and sophisticated but the guy is singing about how DG fucks tall women short women #fat women skinny women princesses and peasants he fucks them all! #and here's the numbers broken down by nationality! #he's fucked over 1000 women in spain you know!

#oh and he's singing all this to a former conquest who tracked DG down because he promised to marry her then ditched her #anyway it's a lot