Don’t take too much at once. Don’t stuff your bag, don’t steal to sell. Steal for yourself, because stealing to sell on will not only get you caught, it’s a much bigger crime.
2. Don’t look suspicious.
Don’t carry a big shopping bag that’s empty, don’t wear a big overcoat in hot weather. Don’t stand out. Be forgettable, blend in. If you have bright hair, cover it, if you’re a glasses wearer, ditch them, if you’ve got big stretched ears, cover them with your hair, put a retainer in your septum. Look average.
I know it’s tempting to put stuff in your pram or stroller. Security are immediately suspicious of anyone with one because it’s such a commonly used technique. Same goes for mobility scooters. You’re not original, don’t do it.
They also look for your kids stealing things as so many people train their kids to do it, thinking they can claim innocence and they won’t get in trouble. They know people train their kids to steal. My nephew actually took a huge drill in the DIY shop while his parents were distracted, and put it in the base of his pram, they had no idea but the shop actually called the police and the only reason they weren’t arrested was because the cctv showed him getting out of his pram while their backs were turned and hiding it on his own.
4. Don’t assume you won’t get caught
Always think about your surroundings, think about cameras and security. Even if you’re not planning on stealing something, case the joint. It’s good to always be analysing, always on your toes, always thinking about acting naturally.
5. Don’t shit where you eat.
Don’t steal from places you shop regularly from. You will be recognised, you will get caught.
6. Don’t post the full details of your hauls
Don’t try to show off. Don’t mention dates, times, places. Be vague. I don’t post about everything I steal because if I did I wouldn’t have time to do anything else.
7. Don’t believe antis propaganda
It’s a bunch of bullshit, none of it is true.
Get the expensive magnet if you’re going to remove tags. The cheap ones don’t work. It’ll pay for itself over time.
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