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She stumbled and followed along as he tugged. There was a soft squeak from the girl as she fell sideways. One hand pushed down into the couch so that she could shift and be the little spoon. Her hand still clutched the water she wanted him to drink before setting it down on the ground.

“You better not throw up on me,” she warned. “I’ll make you eat it.”

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He nuzzled his head against her against her back, soon placing kisses on the the back of her neck as his hands edged their way up under her shirt. He stopped kissing her neck just long enough to talk before going back to kissing. “I won’t, I promiseeeeee.”

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A frown graced her face as she looked up at him. He had hurt her by leaving - as if she hadn’t been worth saying goodbye to. Or at least that’s what she had been thinking for the past few months. A week she had spent, pining over his stupid ass because he didn’t even leave a note or a text.

“I’m stronger than you realize,” she informed him. After a pause she closed the distance between them to wrap her arms around his middle, hands grabbing onto the back of his sweater. Her forehead pressed briefly to his chest before she tilted her chin back. “Kiss me, stupid.”

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Jack was in shock as he got pulled into a hug, his arms were stiff until they slowly found their way around her back. He had missed this, he had missed her, however thinking it and say it outloud were to different things and he knew he wouldn’t do one of the two.

He looked down at her and gave her a smile as she looked up to him and was shocked when she said to kiss her but he wasted no time and pressed his lips to her.

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❛ Yer’ lucky I’m lettin’ ya’ decide. Ta'day is ‘posed ta’ be all 'bout me and my brother. I’m 'posed ta’ make the decisions and be treated like a princess and shit. ❜

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“You can be treat like a princess after this. Come on Hans, don’t ya want to get back at them, they are extremely horrible people.”

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❛ That’s a dumb idea, but I guess we can do it anyways, ❜

“Of course it is and that is exactly why we are doing it.”

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Fight/Argument Sentence Starters

"Make me"

"Don't tempt me"

"I hate you"

"You are infuriating"

"Just shut up already"

"That doesn't even make sense"

"Bite me"

"Eat me"

"Kiss my ass"

"Just admit i'm right"

"Just admit you're wrong"

"You are being ridiculous"

"That's irrational"

"Listen to me"

"That's not what I meant and you know it"

"Don't yell at me"

"That's it. End of discussion"

"I don't believe you"

"Don't look at me like that"

"What's with that look?"

"Go away"

"Don't talk to me"

"Do you ever shut up?"

"You're such a loud mouth"

"You shouldn't have said that"

"Fuck you"

"Step on a lego"

"Get bent"

"Shut your mouth before I shut it for you"

"It isn't up for debate"

"Don't question my orders"

"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it"

"That is the worst idea i've ever heard"

"Who writes your plans, the village idiot?"

"That's mine"

"Give it back"

"Don't touch my stuff"

"That's not yours"

"Just leave already"

"The door is over there"

"I cannot deal with your bullshit right now"

"I have my orders"

"You have your orders"

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Jack sat on the roof of his house, looking over the dirty streets below. His mother had another breakdown and he just needed to get out of there. The roof was his hiding place from his mother, she couldn’t get to where he was so it was his hiding place of choice.

He heard a noise from next door and he looked over and gave a small smile to the blonde girl. Smile were rare from the boy but knowing how shit life was around their neighbourhood it was the least he could do.

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" Daddy's gonna come back for me right? When he gets released.."

Jack laid with his back against the bed, a bouncy ball in his hand and was throwing it up against the roof, catching it and then repeating. “No idea, probably won’t get released with what he did.”

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“ it doesn’t have be like that though Jack.. If you just let me in then maybe I could help..” Enigma hugged him from behind trying to save Jack from whatever scattered memories haunted his mind.

Jack shook his head, he couldn’t get help, he wouldn’t allow it because he didn’t want it. He was fine with how he was, he liked how he was everything about his life was perfect except for his father but that was an easy fix. 

He flinched away when she hugged him. Contact like that he was never use to, so it still freaked him out at times. “Why do you even care? why do you even want to help?”

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" then don't beat me!!"

“I wouldn’t need to if you weren’t such a brat and did as I ask.” Jack walked up to her, stopping just in front of her. “You are making this hard on yourself, remember that.”

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“ It’s despicable that you won’t and that you’re wrong.. Do you ever regret the abuse you inflict?” She looked up at the older Teen whom cornered and caged her without The slightest bit of sympathy.

“ you weren’t like this in school.. We use to hang.. You came to my house to play video games.”

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“Why would I?, its apart of life and you need to learn.” He said with a shrug, it was what he knew, his father beat his mother and she still kissed the ground he walked on, why was it meant to be any different for him.

“You don’t know anything about my life.” He hissed out before pulling himself away from her, stopping himself from beating her. He was like this at school, he had his own girl who would do anything for him not matter what he did to her, she was always there but now she was gone, he didn’t know where so he had to make do with what was around him and this girl was it.

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" then don't beat me!!"

“I wouldn’t need to if you weren’t such a brat and did as I ask.” Jack walked up to her, stopping just in front of her. “You are making this hard on yourself, remember that.”

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“ I fucking do everything you ask and you treat me like shit! And I ain’t gonna tolerate it.” She balled up a fist and raised her arms

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Jack didn’t move, or even flinch when he could here the anger in her voice begin to seep through. He wrapped his arm around her wrist when he saw her lift it up. He was however hold it softly and not tight like he wanted to. “I can be nice you know, I just have a short fuse and when something isn’t done properly I just get angry you know. I don’t mean it.”