Hati and Skoll have now moved to a multi muse blog @homicidalcraze Please follow there and if you would like to continue to interact with them send in memes or IM me.
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Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Hati and Skoll have now moved to a multi muse blog @homicidalcraze Please follow there and if you would like to continue to interact with them send in memes or IM me.
Hiatus
I am sorry for not being here the past 3 weeks. Work has been hectic and I have been playing Overwatch in my free time as well as on my roleplay blog for it.
My muse isn’t currently here for Hati, So I will be going on Hiatus until further notice but if you do want me click the link up above to find me.
If at first you don’t succeed, blow it up again.
RULES: tag 9 people you want to get to know better.
TAGGED BY: @chronocidex
TAGGING: @mugglcbcrn, @coraleiknowsmagic, @moltenxlight @she--knows-it-all... I don’t have anyone else to tag, I don’t think....
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single PETS: One cat Mitzi and a Poddle cross called Tyson. Plus multiple dogs and cats I look after at work. WAKE UP TIME: For work 6am otherwise between 7-9am CATS OR DOGS: Dogs and Cats, both, don’t make me choose. COKE OR PEPSI: Neither TEXT OR CALL: Texting CHAPSTICK OR LIPSTICK: I don’t use either.
"You can't make me go!" - Skoll
“You wanna bet?”
“Because he knows how they work. You need to get used to being part of the pack, and this is part of it. Now, if you don’t behave you’ll have to sit throw the whole thing with a sore arse.”
“I miss being a wolf.” She mumbled and let out a huff knowing she wasn’t going to win this battle.
She glanced at him and shrugged, “Good for your daddy.” She took another drag and blew out smoke through her nose. She paused for a second as his words dawned on him. She wasn’t about to ask questions, she didn’t know anything about fathers anyway.
“So who’s blood was it?” She asked. “I won’t say anything if you beat someone up, I mean Filch already has my name in his black list it’s not like I’m dying to rat anybody out you know?”
“No-one you know.” It was true, no one in the pack came to Hogwarts and it wasn’t like getting a cigerette of the girl was going to make him trust her, hell he hardly trusted the wolves in the pack.
Still wanting a mate/ imprint thread with either of my two.
Is anyone interested?
"You can't make me go!" - Skoll
“You wanna bet?”
Skoll let out a cry and began clawing at his back.
“No, no, no!!! I don’t wanna go, there’s to many people!!”
“That’s just too bad. We all have to do things that we don’t want to. Now be a big girl about it and it’ll b much easier for both of us.”
“No, gatherings are stupid. There’s no reason for me to be there. Hati isn’t going, so why do I?”
[Text] I'm going to get drunk and throw up in the first happy couple I see.
[Texts] Don’t get arrested & aim for the hair.
She waltzed inside the house and dropped on the couch, stretching her hands and legs before her and leaning her head back. Despite everything, the place was insanely comfortable.
“So, back to business, what did you say happened?” She looked up and crossed her legs, patting the seat next to hers before pulling out a firewhiskey bottle from the bag. “Come on Maxie, sit down and tell aunt Cora all about it.”
Hati slammed the door behind him, it was louder then he expected with his heighten senses. He flinched slightly but followed her to the couch and flopped down next to her.
“I dunno, some bitch, acting all sweet and kind and then seeing this fucking ugly thing,” He pointed to the large keloid scar on his chest “and she starts laughing at me, saying shit. Fucking females.”
I am back near a computer but I am going to spend some time on my other rp blogs @darksnxtcher and maybe @insanemagix
go follow me over there and interact with them and stuff.
Oh, I lost my fucking mind
It happens all the time
‘Cause I can't stand myself
I’m an asshole baby!
How to take care of your lycan/werewolf. 😄
SHIT ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID + ASK MEMES PART 2
❛ thanks for calling me ogre, you used the right pronoun. ❜ ❛ how am i supposed be an adult person if i don’t believe in numbers. ❜ ❛ good prank- kill your roommate. ❜ ❛ i have not seized the day in quite a while. ❜ ❛ all star came on and i was so sad you weren’t there. ❜ ❛ i knew it was a black man. is that tracy elliott? ❜ ❛ i wish cats lived as long as humans. ❜ ❛ i had a dream about the best toilet ever. ❜ ❛ don’t let memes become forgotten dreams. ❜ ❛ free the anus. ❜ ❛ coffee and beer have some similarities: they both give me energy, alter my mood/personality, make me burp and make me happy. ❜ ❛ this sweater really enhances my double chin. ❜ ❛ i will probably die on a toilet. ❜ ❛ i might be donkey-brained. ❜ ❛ it’s been decided that when i die my ashes are to be spread in a swamp. ❜ ❛ there is almost always peanut butter on my fingers. ❜ ❛ i am coffee drunk. ❜ ❛ you shrek loving fucks. ❜ ❛ 2012 called they want their memes back. ❜ ❛ i did some hardcore napping today. ❜ ❛ i am turning into a garlic cove. ❜ ❛ at least it’s just a filter. imagine your face actually looked like that. i wouldn’t hang out with you. ❜ ❛ back off i know memes. ❜ ❛ team anus blasting off again. ❜ ❛ my brother is verbally attacking me because because i don’t like plain peanut butter. ❜ ❛ churros are greasy overpriced sticks of cinnamon toast crunch. ❜ ❛ i ate your shitty carrots and dirty chicken i deserve this favor. ❜ ❛ how do you pee on this bus? ❜ ❛ i want that thing i ate on saturday that thing was good. ❜ ❛ i’m surrounded by fuckboys. ❜ ❛ who’s been singing that song on the radio? ❜ ❛ kevin bacon is moving out of my home. ❜ ❛ look at this it looks like a retractable spaghetti catcher. ❜ ❛ you’re like clark kent but not hot. ❜ ❛ a family trip to the shed. ❜ ❛ i’d like to speak with sex please. ❜ ❛ shit I left my soda on the roof. ❜ ❛ 8 young bachelors go to mcdonalds. ❜ ❛ it’s like a homeless man in a dumpster, it gets hot in there. ❜ ❛ i hate your neck. ❜ ❛ don’t close the windows they won’t be able to hear how big our penis’s are. ❜ ❛ no ocean man allowed inside the truck. ❜ ❛ i just spaghettied so hard. ❜ ❛ why doesn’t that bus have a nose? ❜ ❛ fax machines sound so weird, whoever came up with the noises with that thing should’ve been fired. ❜ ❛ no amount of bagels could compensate hanging out with a dog kicker. ❜ ❛ dude, i’m gunna punch you right in your meme glands. ❜ ❛ yeah, i won most eyes in high school. ❜ ❛ i’ve eaten my body’s weight in bagels over the course of this month so far. ❜ ❛ life sucks and then you die. ❜ ❛ i will kill you with this sugar packet… and… this salt shaker. ❜ ❛ you cannot smoke pot out of a plastic recorder. ❜ ❛ why does everybody have lucky flipping coins? ❜ ❛ i stg the two of you need to stop getting me involved in your shit. ❜
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"You can't make me go!" - Skoll
“You wanna bet?”
Skoll let out a cry and began clawing at his back.
“No, no, no!!! I don’t wanna go, there’s to many people!!”
Put a rumor you heard about my muse in my ask and they'll confirm or deny it.
Meme,
Colored pencils & Promarkers.