no night is so long to stop day from following

salem, they/them, 30, artist. writer. mass effect, leverage, dungeon meshi.

[girlnephew]

[problemstarchild]

making things is hard, but not making things is harder.

[penn-dragon]

I have a headcanon that Sanji struggles with wanting/asking for non-sexual intimacy from Zoro. So if he's having a rough day or just wants to be held by the man he loves he'll initiate sex in order to feel that connection, regardless of whether he's actually in the mood. But Zoro's gotten unnervingly good at telling when he's doing this and redirecting to give him what he actually needs in that moment.

[historicalasiandramas]

[talkativelock]

we recently rewatched the Big Bang/San Lorenzo Jobs and one of my favorite things about Nate v Damien Moreau is that Moreau is always going "in a fair fight I'd crush you" and Nate keeps responding "probably, which is why I cheated like hell" and it works every time

[laser-tripwires]

one thing people need to understand about leverage is that it quite literally invented competence porn.

[swordofwit]

... wait, really??...

Holy shit, today I learned...

[problemstarchild]

man it must suck to love zoro and hate sanji. on account of how often they're fighting back-to-back, grinning at each other like insane people, covered in blood. couldn't be me but it must suck

[toskarin]

thanks google

[teathattast]

💯🙏💛🟨👍

[teathattast]

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

[teathattast]

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

[hareofhrair]

👍🫩😒🎆👀

I had to include the face ones because 1 i rarely use emoji so I didn’t have enough and 2 this so perfectly encapsulates my current feelings in anticipation of july 4th

[gods-no-longer-tread-here]

big fan of how romancing Garrus means ME3 starts out like

James: *flirts with Shepard so naturally it's like they're already dating*

Shepard: That's Insubordination, Soldier

Garrus: So... is this the part where we shake hands?

Shepard, hearing wedding bells in her head: You're such a nerd and I need to kiss you

[that-wildwolf]

nobody: garrus vakarian in me2:

[shepgarrus]

#I can be casual #except I'll tell you that I can't fuck up this casual one night stand or I'll perish #we end up casually touching foreheads like friends (via @pencilwarrior01)

[problemstarchild]

At the Target with a vibe at the bottom of my bag and a bunch of throw blankets on top like damn. I’m in an ABO fic and I guess I’m the bitch 🤷🏻

[problemstarchild]

Cool cool cool and the anti-theft detectors at the entrance blared at me so a teenage sales clerk went through my bags. Gonna kms

[problemstarchild]

At the Target with a vibe at the bottom of my bag and a bunch of throw blankets on top like damn. I’m in an ABO fic and I guess I’m the bitch 🤷🏻

[problemstarchild]

Sometimes I try to read new fic and I can tell they ported it directly to Ao3 from Google Docs because all of the punctuation is fucked up and like. Maybe it’s a good story. But I physically can’t do it.

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[problemstarchild]

Reading the same fics Again because I don’t have the patience in my heart to prospect for gold… also found like 5 punctuation errors in Cornucopioides on my reread and I’m assailing myself with a flurry of blows to the head over it

[bucketofcrows]

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

[bucketofcrows]

fourth base is talking about your feelings

[toastyglow]

[nomettesbizzareadventure]

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