I work with dragons

im ace. im dyslexic. this is a quote blog.

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Attacka

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world heritage post

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Oh good glad to hear

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in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

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to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and  “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

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to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

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for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi 

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

[datkooby]

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Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

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World Heritage Post

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Two time award winning post

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how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

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this fucking post

i finally found it

in the name of the Lord

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Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

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PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

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WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH IT IS JUNE

[that-house]

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

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the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

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Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

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Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

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Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

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Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

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Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

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Untitled #8. The true plot begins.

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Untitled #9. The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. That’s it. It’s not that deep.

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Untitled #10. *slaps roof of blue square* this bad boy can fit so much fucking existential despair

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Untitled #11. Bet you didn’t expect the ass jokes comic to come to this now did you

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Untitled #12. Red is fucking pissed at me. sorry buddy

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Untitled #13. I indeed cannot have a comic without characters. Well played, Red.

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Untitled #14. Red has his priorities straight.

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Untitled #15. It would be funny if this were the last strip but I promise it isn’t. I put too much effort into the end of the comic to stop it now.

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Untitled #16. Nice try, Red. Nice try.

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Untitled #17. The paradox of omnipotence perpetually vexes me :(

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Untitled #18. Let’s not have any ambiguity: Red’s dead. Hey, that rhymes! Neat!

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Untitled #19. While strip 18 coincidentally did fall on April Fool’s, it wasn’t a prank. This comic has two characters now. Remember when this comic was about ass jokes?

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Untitled #20. Three more strips to go. Holy shit.

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Untitled #21. ass haha

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Untitled #22. What am I going to do? Who knows… Find out tomorrow at roughly 8:30 AM EST!

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Untitled #23.

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[runby2]

I don’t wanna be “cute” when I stim, I want to go apeshit wild. I want to be a creature.

Feel free to use these in your servers.

[abcsofadhd]

Source: https://www.instagram.com/finuccinialfredo/

(I wouldn’t usually post pics from others like this but this is a really good infographic. I have also messaged them on instagram and suggested they make an ADHD infographic account, which I’d share. It’s just really good and I hope they make more.)

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ADHD ‘Dolphin minds’ : an extremely relatable thread

[adhd-asd]

Tips for Reading with ADHD

(or without ADHD, if they help regardless)

Physical print:

cover the page with a piece of paper and reveal lines/paragraphs as you read them

use a highlighter to emphasize important/interesting parts

take notes as you go to be physically engaged with the material

Digital media:

copy and paste the text into a doc/word processor

change the font size/style/colour to something more legible

make your own paragraphs and spacing

copy and paste one paragraph at a time to isolate them from the distraction of the rest of the text

install a browser extension like BeeLine Reader or Mercury Reader

zoom in on the page and scroll slowly so you’re revealing lines as you read them

physically cover the screen and reveal lines as you read them

if you do better with physical media, print it out or find a physical copy

Both:

read out loud

pace, move around, or use a fidget while reading

set a timer for 5 minutes and read in small chunks with breaks in between

divide the material into sections and read one section at a time with breaks in between

have another person, audio book, or text-to-speech program read it aloud as you follow along

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This explains a lot about my lack of asking for help when I clearly need it

[mr-squiggley-poufs]

Ok so I've found a way to describe what Neurodivergent Can't Do Task Mode™ feels like to neurotypicals

So you know how you can't make yourself put your hand down on a hot stovetop? There's a part of your brain that stops you from doing that? That's what Neurodivergent Can't Do Task Mode™ feels like

Even if we want to do it, there's a barrier stopping us from doing it, and it's really hard to override

And why does our brain see the task as a hot stovetop? Because when neurotypicals finish a task, they get serotonin, but we don't get that satisfaction after completing a task. A neurotypical wouldn't get serotonin from putting their hand on a hot stovetop, it would just hurt. When we can't do a task, it's because our brain knows that the task will hurt (metaphorically) and wants to avoid that.

It's not that we're choosing not to do the task, it's that our brain is physically preventing us from doing it.

Neurotypicals can and should reblog but please don't add anything

(Sorry/not sorry about the random bolding, it makes it easier for us to read)

[abcsofadhd]

(Source: me)

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Just because it's your fire doesn't mean its your pot

- response to the "dont stir the pot thing"

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My parents see a person on tv who has bloodshot eyes and say "Oh i wonder if he's been traveling" while all i can think is "oh, is he high???"

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Today, on friday th 13 on the last full moon of the decade we meet a cat and my friend said as we left, and i quote,

"Goodbye gay satan cat"

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A kid is filling his bowl with cereal

But theres already milk

I say: why are you pouring cereal into milk!!!

He looks me in the eyes, his pained: this is my second bowl

I respond with: the only acceptable reason.

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Person C: say it!!

Person B: *Deep Breath* fine

Person A: * sits at the table*

Person B: Person A, i have a confession

Person A: oh no, what did you do

Person B: i can ... i can do the Mash Potato

Person A: *Silent staring* Wat?