— SAMUEL.
“ You did —– said —– what? That is not what I told you say, you idiot. If you ask me for advice, you damn well better take it; and that’s not because I’m your best friend but because I’m damn amazing at telling people the right and only way to do shit. ”
“ I God, Sam. You know I’m awful when it comes to dealing with this sort of thing. Or any sort of thing, for that matter. I need you to be the amazing friend you are and just tell me how to fix this ‘cause we both know I won’t be able to do it myself. ”














