I’m a Queer

Michael, he/him

[procrastinatingpainting]

when you’re home alone so you treat yourself (play games on your phone with the volume up without the anxiety that it’s too loud and bothering someone) ⭐️❤️

[procrastinatingpainting]

Yoooooo i’m number 1 in the @threadless pride collection!!!! I was wondering why my sales went through the roof recently!!

[procrastinatingpainting]

Obviously the worm person is 500 worms, 100 worms for each finger

Back on tumblr after many many years and found this in my inbox, what a welcome

[tikkety-tok]

Lights are on, but no one's home

[pukicho]

Sometimes you need to go to the dirtiest mcdonalds restaurant in your area for that danger ambiance.

[nagytoee]

your blog

[pukicho]

I consider my blog a relaxing place

[transsexualhamlet]

I do not consider your blog a relaxing place

[pukicho]

This is about ME

[etakeh]

oh my.  

this is so perfect.

(source)

[isopresso]

カブトガニ

Horseshoe crab

2020.10.12

[supergameboytwo]

this is actually balloons don’t let them trick you

[anexperimentallife]

[everythingfox]

Worth a try

(via)

[catchymemes]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[procrastinatingpainting]

hm.

[oldblogarchived]

[ranger-truth]

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

[lesbiangender-deactivated201908]

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Oh yeah babey

[radicalclownfriend-deactivated2]

[stillhereunfortunately]

soldier: shit captain america is here and hes really strong, better not use my gun and just slam my dick and balls into the side of this truck

[glumshoe]

one thing I like about millipedes is that they’re really the trains of the arthropod world

[holy-anxiety-batman]

Boy, you’re really in a train and insect mood tonight, huh?

[glumshoe]

I wish millipedes grew to train size so that I could have a homoerotic sword fight on top of one while wearing a puffy shirt

[koholint]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Visual storytelling.

[stephanemiroux]

Somebody fucking tried it

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me