Cranberry Bog Body

i simply don't know

[homeboygirl]

can i get a moment of peace

[s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s]

Hell yes. Spring Break 2013. Pop a Molly and get jolly in south beach. New York is a dream to me now.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

[android1000]

me butt ass naked choosing a song before i step in the shower

[grosezero]

Holy SHIT do not do this. Do NOT actually listen to music when in the shower. The water and moisture in the air will be electrified by the audio waves and it kills your brain like snake venom 

[grosezero]

Sorry for my image 

[little-robin-h00d]

I love hearing completely wrong information on tumblr dot com.

[grosezero]

Hey its me. Im under attack by fucking SJW cringelords on tumblr. Take care of this for me.

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

I,m on the way

[neruomancer]

[neruomancer]

[pygmyhilltroll]

we've received reports of gagobears off the ageric sea

[mentalhellonline]

[animentality]

[synthlet]

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[ostdrossel]

One could say that Cardinals were my spark bird. They were the first bird I saw over here that made me look twice. I was in disbelief that this was a wild bird. In Germany, I lived in the city my whole life, and something that vibrant is just not existent in the wild. I love them in every season, and I am always happy to see them breeding successfully. Smol boy eventually cooperated too 😄

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[finelythreadedsky]

obsessed with this detail on this item from today's anthropeum (link to object page at the met). little guy's falling out of his metope.

[theconcealedweapon]

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone