If You Can Dodge A Wrench You Can Dodge A Ball

yikes !!!

[fuckyeahyoga]

[sausagesupreme]

@billy-babe

[horrorsoflife]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Women fear me, fish want me

[cipheramnesia]

At last, the blow fish.

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[theolduvaigorge]

Dancing Goddesses

These are AWESOME.

(Source: Nina Paley)

[dee-the-red-witch]

I.. the sheela…. I….

*falls over laughing*

Those are all AWESOME.

[naamahdarling]

oh my god, the lions just boppin’ along holy ffff

[beautytruthandstrangeness]

THIS IS MY 2018.

[aestate-oscula]

My life is now complete

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

You forgot the best one yet

[moonlightbuckleys]

shows to sacrifice for the immortality of Brooklyn Nine Nine:

Big Bang theory 

riverdale

once upon a time

bbc shitlock

s*pernatural

arrow

the 1oo

[schistcity]

we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking. 

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

Clare this is by far the most terrifying post you have ever made

[iriisid]

Is this person an archaeologist and referring to the “lick test” for fossils or does she go down on the old gods…?

[schistcity]

[denisvileneuve]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: adulthood, a saga.

[pumpkinspadfoot]

thank you & goodnight

[glumshoe]

What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

[glumshoe]

I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.

[thomtrebond]

clearly the low success rate of the MET Gala this year is owing to the fact that Hozier, the one man capable of taking us all to Church, is not present 

[regularlesbian]

[heyyoungbleed]

wow i cant believe fall out boy finally gave us a follow up video to 16 candles

[heyyoungbleed]

every good business decision starts with dancing on tables and no less than 15 shots

also titled “is everyone really hot in here or is it just me”

well if u twist my arm ;)))) 

[heyyoungbleed]

“I need you to be totally straight with me-” *nervous bisexual laughter*

[princesconsuela]

[ghoulchurch]

DONT BELIEVE ME? LOOK AT MY RESUME!

THIRTY YEARS EXPERIENCE OF

JACKIN OFF