Too Old To Be Here

I'm practically 30 and I've been here since I was 12 nothing frightens me anymore

[zingmin]

you said it goofy

[plaguedoctormemes]

*draws a gay little clown that pisses you off*

[plaguedoctormemes]

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[oldbaton]

Frollo said listen here faggot

[saturnsocoolioyep]

[p0rk-guts]

More guard dog/attack dog dynamicsss......

Character A who has B wrapped around their finger and thinks they're completely in control of their precious loyal partner x Character B who is way more powerful and aware than A thinks and A only controls B because B lets them but B definitely gets off on that fact

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[snugglebull-deactivated20160725]

choose your character

[skopostheorie]

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

[queen-mihai]

Always reblog flash debate

[official-megumin]

on it boss

[zocomi]

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

[azeofspades]

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

[belphegor1982]

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

[kkachi-serica]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[kosmogrl]

[mothmansboywife]

The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

[mothmansboywife]

3. Be perpetually haunted by "omg you people can't do anything"

[zegalba]

Tapetum Lucidum is a layer of tissue in the eyes behind the retina that allow certain animals superior night vision.

[kaijuno]

This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

[kaijuno]

More pics from that day

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

that last one is where Courage the Cowardly Dog lives

[theconcealedweapon]

[trumbloola]

Somebody edit a heath bar onto this image

[s4pph0m3t]

What next boss?

[trumbloola]

Fly the plane directly into the tower

[segamascott]