Professional Monster Lover

+18 blog | Demiguy / Polyamorous / Omnisexual | he/him | I'm 19

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Hello fellow monster fuckers!

This will be a short about me section just in case I do decide to post here.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS WILL BE STRICTLY AN 18+ BLOG ONLY. MDNI. IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY AGE INDICATION IN YOUR DESCRIPTION YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.

But anyways, I'm a Professional Monster Lover, but you can call me simply Professor or Prof for short.

Is that pretentious? Yes. Does it sound way too cool for a glorified yaoi blog? Hell fucking yeah. Do I care? No.

First, a Quick introduction:

I am a Demiguy Trans man, I go by he/him and even Ze/Zir if you like. I am Omnisexual and Polyamorous, if you have problems with anything I have just mentioned, then kindly fuck off! Tysm!! ^^

This will mainly be a blog focused on mlm content, but I love all of you and everyone is valid. I will NOT tolerate any hate speech of any kind here.

My motto is, and always will be, as long as you are happy and aren't hurting anyone do whatever you want!

Tags are here! (Will be added to):

Tags will mostly just be M.Prof (M short for monster) and then followed by whatever content it is. Though, if I have any series I'll add to this list with a new tag. Also bare with me while I figure out links.

M.Prof Rambles → Just me yapping

M.Prof Art → Any artwork I've made

M.Prof writing → Any writing/text posts with story or smut.

Naturally, you may have some questions, so hopefully I can answer some basic ones under the cut:

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Why did I make this blog?

I was scrolling Tumblr, as you do, specifically on the monster side of Tumblr. When I realised there wasn't a lot of specifically mlm monster fucking posts, at least ones I hadn't already seen. So I was like, "I'm and aspiring writer and an artist, fuck it! Why not make a blog to post all the monster yaoi I want."

I could be wrong and there may be loads out there I haven't seen, but oh well.

What is this blog about?

This blog will be my inconsistent postings on anything that interests me in the monster fucker world.

I, an aspiring writer, would like to contribute to this side of Tumblr. However I am not a professional author, despite my name, so please be kind and expect mistakes.

I am an Artist so expect some artwork as well. Art is more my usual outlet so I'm usually better at that... I hope 😭

What are my goals? Any expectations for this blog?

In all honesty, I don't know. I may not even post anything after this goes up, or I might suddenly start posting weekly. I don't plan for anything major, especially with final projects coming up which will take most my time anyways.

This will be an irregular blog of bits of yaoi I either draw or write about that's more mature for my regular blog.

If you think you know me personally and you stumble across this blog. A, I am so sorry. B, LOOK AWAYYY LOOK AWAYYYYYY-

Ahem.

Anyways if y'all have any questions, lemme know.

I say, talking to my invisible audience 😭

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NO YOU DIDN'T

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Vampire Monster Fuckers Listen up

How would y'all react to a long form writing series on here?

Because I'm genuinely considering making a 18+ dark romance with vampires set in the Victorian era.

My current concept is this: A human stumbles upon a vampire during a chance meeting. They just so happen to be in the right place at the right time, yet when they see eachother it's like something clicks. They both fall utterly obsessed with the other almost overnight, both struggling to come to terms with this insanity. No matter how hard they try to move on it's almost as if it was meant to be.

The human is ashamed to admit he gets turned on at the thought of the danger of their love, how forbidden the entire thing is. If he were caught, he'd surely be killed. And he's not sure by who.

The Vampire who once considered himself fierce, now finds himself unable to kill this one pathetic human. He just can't bring himself to, he doesn't know if he's just attracted to him, love him or if it's something much deeper. He studies the human from afar at first, trying to see if there's any magic involved or what could possibly be so interesting about this man to make this Vampires knees feel weak.

Both are frustrated and ashamed. It's not like it's easy being a gay man in the Victorian era. Both need eachother deeply yet neither can bring themselves to admit it.

Well, at least not for long.

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Just posted some lovely art over on Bluesky if you want to see the full image 👀

!!Warning!! This is an nsfw account so proceed with caution. 18+ ONLY

https://bsky.app/profile/professor-monster.bsky.social

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Vampire Monster Fucking

Okay, let me make this clear, vampires are fucking hot. This doesn't seem like a very unpopular opinion, in fact vampires are one of the most acceptable (according to the rest of society) monsters to fuck. They're in mainstream media and have been tailored to suit that, but I also feel like they've lost their edge with that change. Like what you like, I would bang a vampire no matter what, but I'm also starting to crave more vampires which focus more on the monster element.

Give me a vampire who's entire jaw is filled with ragged uneven fangs which are completely wild and built to actually make a powerful bite. Or go completely wild and experiment with all sorts of teeth and have fangs which extend from the bottom jaw or right at the front and so on!!

Give me vampires who have exaggerated proportions in height, a variation in their structure to have more weight or muscle in certain areas that would be more useful to a monster which hunts humans.

Give me vampires who have learnt how to either completely evade human detection or the strength to make up for their unsubtlety.

Give me vampires with enlarged claw like hands. Or, hell, mess around with the anatomy a bit!!make their arms longer to allow them to run with the assistance of their hands and climb large heights with ease. Make their nails extend almost like big cat claws attached to rugged muscular humanoid hands.

Give me vampires who barley feel human, like they're strangers to this world and that's what lures them to you. Have them be fascinated in all the small habits which come naturally to us but alien to them. Have vampires driven by instinct and moral codes far more complex than humans could understand.

You can do small things like these or you can really go wild. Make them literal bat hybrids with grotesque large wings, having claws attached to them to make long distances a breeze from the ground or the sky. Have them dangle from every angle but just walking normally on the ground. Have vampires who could swoop down in the night and steal you away without so much as a single sound.

There's so many opportunities people, I'm barely scratching the surface here. Go nuts!!! Bring back the monster in vampires!!!

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Monster fucker thoughts

When I say I want an angel to fuck me, I don't just mean have sex. I mean I want them to ruin me.

Fuck you so hard and with such love and devotion that they're WORSHIPING your body. Nothing else matters. You are their god now. That kind of devotion and this display of love transforms them. They quite literally fall for you.

They begin to grow horns from their skull, their wings stretch and contort into a blanket of shadow. A tail sprawls out behind them and what's their first instinct? To wrap it around you of course. They become a demon right Infront of your eyes and it's HOT. And yet, even still, here they are pounding into you.

Now that's the kinda loyalty I'd crave in an angel.

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Polyamorous thoughts

Okay, is it just me who finds the concept of a love triangle so funny? Like, half the fictional love triangles I see being discussed is usually: "boy and boy like girl!" "Boy and boy are rivals who slowly come to respect one another" "girl likes both and can't decide!!"

I feel like there's an obvious solution here.

JUST FUCK AND GET IT OVER WITH!!

Y'all are clearly into one another so make it Polyamorous! You got this, I believe in you 😂

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Monster Fucker thoughts

I can't stop thinking about my love for demon shapeshifters so I need to spread my brainrot somewhere.

Shapeshifting demon who loves to take you on shopping sprees to show you he cares about your wants. If he doesn't already show you that in bed.

Shapeshifting demon who doesn't get Jealous around other humans because he knows you will always be his.

Shapeshifting demon who loves to show you that he's yours forever by fucking you for hours in all your favourite positions.

Shapeshifting demon who wraps his tail around your thy and uses it as a stress toy when he's nervous.

Shapeshifting demon who goes wild when you hold onto his extra sensitive horns when he fucks you.

Shapeshifting demon who's really into the idea of sharing you with someone when you nervously bring it up. Though, he makes sure to reassure you by eating you out all night while hopelessly declaring his love for you.

Shapeshifting demon loves to watch your face grow hot and bothered when he wears your favourite outfit.

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CW: Suggestive Art under the cut

First post, let's see how this goes.

Hello monster fuckers, this is a shapeshifting demon who desperately needs a name. Can you guess which ring he's from?

vvvvvvv Full image under cut vvvvvvv

I love him 🩷

He can have a few different forms, ranging from monster to humanoid to a full human disguise

Here are some old Artworks with him as well >>

You can tell I've improved since (also I used to go my Mr.Pink online, DW it's still me!!!)

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Me when I want to draw my monster yaoi yet left all my fucking art supplies at home