Killer Sans

[professional-stabber]

I GOT SERAPHIM TO JOIN TUMBLR. HELL YEA. GRANDPA IS HERE!

[professional-stabber]

Nightmare and his gambling addiction made it onto the server </3

[professional-stabber]

Cross is straight up adopting Aliza at this point. I don't know if Horror knows or not. But he is. He is straight up treating her like his own daughter.

[professional-stabber]

friend, what happened here?

I DON'T REMEMBER- oh yea he was being stupid I think I don't remember.

[freshest-of-inks]

NIGHTMARE SAID HE HATES ME

I AM BLOWING UP CROSS AND HIS BOYFRIEND

[professional-stabber]

Wait Cross has a boyfriend?

[freshest-of-inks]

YES HE DOES

[professional-stabber]

I can't believe you know he had a boyfriend before ME. His best friend.

[professional-stabber]

Update about this;

Me and Cross are dating apparently

[freshest-of-inks]

I AM BLOWING YOU UP TOO. ALONG WITH NOX.

[professional-stabber]

Nox did nothing wrong, don't blow him up :( That would leave Cyrus all alone and Nox is the only mentally stable one in this relationship

[freshest-of-inks]

GIVE ME BABYSITTING RIGHTS AND I WILL NOT BLOW UP NOX.

[professional-stabber]

Deal.

[freshest-of-inks]

NIGHTMARE SAID HE HATES ME

I AM BLOWING UP CROSS AND HIS BOYFRIEND

[professional-stabber]

Wait Cross has a boyfriend?

[freshest-of-inks]

YES HE DOES

[professional-stabber]

I can't believe you know he had a boyfriend before ME. His best friend.

[professional-stabber]

Update about this;

Me and Cross are dating apparently

[freshest-of-inks]

I AM BLOWING YOU UP TOO. ALONG WITH NOX.

[professional-stabber]

Nox did nothing wrong, don't blow him up :( That would leave Cyrus all alone and Nox is the only mentally stable one in this relationship

[freshest-of-inks]

NIGHTMARE SAID HE HATES ME

I AM BLOWING UP CROSS AND HIS BOYFRIEND

[professional-stabber]

Wait Cross has a boyfriend?

[freshest-of-inks]

YES HE DOES

[professional-stabber]

I can't believe you know he had a boyfriend before ME. His best friend.

[professional-stabber]

Update about this;

Me and Cross are dating apparently

[professional-stabber]

Ok so cross is now on my shit list and I don't associate with him no more.

[horrorsoftales]

why..?

[professional-stabber]

He is being mean to me :(

[professional-stabber]

Ok so cross is now on my shit list and I don't associate with him no more.

[professional-stabber]

Ok so what if I managed to get like uh.. Dream to make an ask blog or would Elidi do it? hmm.

[heresy-nightmare]

No you are not adding more Dream variants to tumblr. Choose someone else if your going to do it.

[professional-stabber]

You won't allow Dream or Nox.. wait. SERAPHIM? PLEASE BOSS. PLEASE.

[professional-stabber]

Ok so what if I managed to get like uh.. Dream to make an ask blog or would Elidi do it? hmm.

[freshest-of-inks]

ME AND GENO HAVE A KID NOW! WE NEED NAME IDEAS THOUGH.

[professional-stabber]

Oh so that was that noise earlier huh

[outer-this-world-sans]

my husbands impregnate each other and leave me out of it. I’m going to cry

[professional-stabber]

I can relate for real.

[outer-this-world-sans]

I can platonically impregnate you if that would help /j

[professional-stabber]

Hmmmm maybe /hj

[outer-this-world-sans]

my husbands impregnate each other and leave me out of it. I’m going to cry

[professional-stabber]

I can relate for real.

[yiptsu]

there's an argument to be made that if the soul in deltarune and undertale are one in the same then killer should definitely hold some form of knowledge about/connection to the dark worlds.

this is a really interesting concept but I'm only interested in it because realistically in lore this would make it so nightmare, built from swap, who wouldn't know about the dark worlds, has no fucking idea what killer is going on about when he keeps asking for a "kawkaw"

[freshest-of-inks]

NIGHTMARE SAID HE HATES ME

I AM BLOWING UP CROSS AND HIS BOYFRIEND

[professional-stabber]

Wait Cross has a boyfriend?

[freshest-of-inks]

YES HE DOES

[professional-stabber]

I can't believe you know he had a boyfriend before ME. His best friend.

[freshest-of-inks]

NIGHTMARE SAID HE HATES ME

I AM BLOWING UP CROSS AND HIS BOYFRIEND

[professional-stabber]

Wait Cross has a boyfriend?