Certified Akshaye Simp

Living in a 24/7 Akshaye Khanna loop

[professionalakshayesimp]

This B needs a C in her P.

[professionalakshayesimp]

Him watching me moan his name....

[vakalatnelagadiye]

"press my feet when I get back from work and give me hot hot khana on the table—"

I'm glad he had a reality check cause wtf akshaye 🫩 these views are insanely patriarchal asf, but then again I'm not surprised, men from that era all had a mentality like that 🥀

the way it just gets worse as you keep reading along 😭

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Edit : Another gems of akshaye khanna

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[professionalakshayesimp]

Can someone let Akshaye know I am a damn good cook?

[professionalakshayesimp]

Currently looking for a way to be reincarnated as the cigarette he’s smoking just so I can feel his lips for three minutes before I turn to ash. 🚬🥵

[professionalakshayesimp]

Daddy.

That's it. That's the post. Daddy.

[professionalakshayesimp]

So I am supposed to just look at this face and not want to fuck him?

Huh, crazy.

[professionalakshayesimp]

I saw edits of naqaab. I am not okay. I need to sleep with this man and have at least 7 kids to get even a bit satiated.

[sparksfromhell]

type shit naqaab does to you honestly. ive rewatched it like 5 times already like a drug addict w coke.

[carbonaramarinara]

I never understood the naqaab hate 😭🤚🏽I thought it was good. Only thing was Akshaye outfits were diabolical 😞

[professionalakshayesimp]

I haven't really had the time to watch it yet and seeing the edits, I don't think I will survive

[nevereversaygoodbye]

I have that uhhhhmmm scene on my blog lol if you’re interested 🤭

[professionalakshayesimp]

I am not that eager

*rushes to scroll through the page*

[professionalakshayesimp]

I saw edits of naqaab. I am not okay. I need to sleep with this man and have at least 7 kids to get even a bit satiated.

[sparksfromhell]

type shit naqaab does to you honestly. ive rewatched it like 5 times already like a drug addict w coke.

[carbonaramarinara]

I never understood the naqaab hate 😭🤚🏽I thought it was good. Only thing was Akshaye outfits were diabolical 😞

[professionalakshayesimp]

I haven't really had the time to watch it yet and seeing the edits, I don't think I will survive

[professionalakshayesimp]

I saw edits of naqaab. I am not okay. I need to sleep with this man and have at least 7 kids to get even a bit satiated.

[sparksfromhell]

type shit naqaab does to you honestly. ive rewatched it like 5 times already like a drug addict w coke.

[carbonaramarinara]

I never understood the naqaab hate 😭🤚🏽I thought it was good. Only thing was Akshaye outfits were diabolical 😞

[professionalakshayesimp]

I haven't had the time to watch Naqaab yet and seeing the edits, I don't think I will survive it

[professionalakshayesimp]

And then I proceeded to sit on his lap and seduce him

[cloudmast]

I'm in this scene too. Under the table. He's tryna control his expressions 😝🤭

[professionalakshayesimp]

He has been cheating on me?

This bitch

[rosesandpeoniesthings]

Huh?! We were on facetime here!? Wth! He was cheating on me while I had my *REDACTED* out!? 😭😭😭

[professionalakshayesimp]

This man is a whore.

[rosesandpeoniesthings]

And rightfully so

[professionalakshayesimp]

He is hot and a cunty bastard. No wonder he is getting girls.

[professionalakshayesimp]

And then I proceeded to sit on his lap and seduce him

[cloudmast]

I'm in this scene too. Under the table. He's tryna control his expressions 😝🤭

[professionalakshayesimp]

He has been cheating on me?

This bitch

[rosesandpeoniesthings]

Huh?! We were on facetime here!? Wth! He was cheating on me while I had my *REDACTED* out!? 😭😭😭

[professionalakshayesimp]

This man is a whore.

[professionalakshayesimp]

And then I proceeded to sit on his lap and seduce him

[cloudmast]

I'm in this scene too. Under the table. He's tryna control his expressions 😝🤭

[professionalakshayesimp]

He has been cheating on me?

This bitch

[professionalakshayesimp]

And then I proceeded to sit on his lap and seduce him

[professionalakshayesimp]

Genetics like his shouldn't be legal. It's a public service to make sure they're passed on, and I'm volunteering for tribute.

[professionalakshayesimp]

I need to have his kids. Like right now.

[cloudmast]

the finest salt and pepper 🫦

[professionalakshayesimp]

I will have his kids and name them salt and pepper if he lets me.

[professionalakshayesimp]

I saw edits of naqaab. I am not okay. I need to sleep with this man and have at least 7 kids to get even a bit satiated.

[professionalakshayesimp]

I need to have his kids. Like right now.