[unsends-deactivated20170829]

me, someone who can’t form stable relationships anymore: you know what? i wanna fall in love

[pinknegg]

the purge except it’s 24 hours where retail workers can talk back to customers and managers

[niambi]

me

[onlytwitterpics]

[bigspender]

can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding. 

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[yonkou]

[lovethisbug]

[bob-belcher]

[deerinspotlight]

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

[angelbabyspice]

THANK YOU!! so tired of people calling cats evil cos they got scratched by one once when they were 12 🙄 the livelihood of animals does not come down to whether or not you “like them”

[bitchycode]

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[mjalti]

[onlytwitterpics]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[officialcrow]

how yall post all those goofy ass positive memes and still be depressed

[foxgraves]

depression

[hiolivejuicee]

#breakoutofyourcomfortzoneandthrive2017

[nzdad-deactivated20170410]

im thirsty af for

a healthy relationship with a significant other in which we both love and support each other and genuinely enjoy being in each others company