[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[gael-garcia]

Mahershala Ali + burger + tiny dog, GQ shoot

[akhunty-deactivated20240130]

I wanna be in love but also yikes

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

new candy idea

pop rocks but they kill you

[antimanifesto1973]

gunpowder

[slaveney]

[meme-theft]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

[capacity]

People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie

[topherchris]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

sorry that it didnt make you chihaha

[benwyattmemes]

Pizza? Never heard of it.

[respectfulmemes]

[180400]

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[stability]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m convinced that some girls with ponytails move their heads a little more enthusiastically because they like how their ponytails swing around.

[bratlincelebrini]

you: candle in the wind, elton john

me, an intellectual: 5000 candles in the wind, andy dwyer