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I'm not going to be on for a while. Long story short, school and stupid emotions are kicking my ass simultaneously. Sooo, I might check in a couple times but I most likely won't be active.
Only one of us is getting out alive, And I’ll do whatever I can To make sure, That it is you still breathing in the end.
-I’ll put you first (64 out of 365)
Send 'SPIT IT OUT!' and I'll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you!
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There are 7 deadly sins. Put one in my ask.
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
thecarnalscientist-jt
In honor of JT's last day as a man (for now).
so this is just an idea but you know what would be really cool?
If you’re reading this you should just go to the post below this on your dashboard and just send that person a nice message on anon for no reason and then just reblog this and yeah that’s my idea sorry if it’s stupid okay bye
Games that marked my childhood » Resident Evil 3
"What happened?!"
Send me “What happened?!” to find out what state your muse found mine in.professionalidiota
15. Mun’s choice!
JT took in a deep breath as his muscles flexed slightly. Agitation, and also shock had run its course throughout his body. JT was still startled that once more, she had changed genders. Frustration was evident on her face while she had a mental debate with herself. She knew that the amphibian DNA inside of her had to be responsible, but it was a unpredictable when she would change sexes. The only pattern she had found was that it occurred during her Phasing, every couple months or so. Why was this? Was this her bodies third option of trying to propagate her species?
Her train of thought ceased when she met Carlo’s eyes and shook her head, well, technically his head now. Carlos wanted answers but JT was speechless, until a smirk showed up on his face as he laughed.
"What can I say Carlos? I manned up as they call it.”
It took a moment for him to wrap his head around the impossible, but undeniable fact that the woman he once knew was now without the 'wo'. All Carlos could do was stand there and stare. A bewildered look was plastered on his face like a mold as he processed the situation.
However, confusion and astonishment was soon replaced with a surge of curiosity. Questions filled his head as he began to circle the taller man, as if getting a full 360 view of her changed body would make it more believable.
"I'm pretty sure english expressions aren't meant to be taken so literally, amigo. But really, how the hell? I know you're not exactly human, but this is weird even for you."
Put a "◊" in my ask for a sticky note left on your fridge in the morning by my muse.
Reblog if it is okay to talk to the Mun in private..
You can ask for a brand new starter whenever you want
You can ask me for a drabble, anytime
Memes are fine too
M!As are always welcome
Be noisy and ask me anything!
//need a new M!A hopefully longer but the rest still apply
Royalty AU
JT shot Carlos a dirty look at his ‘woman up’ remark before she growled in her throat and continued on. There were a couple other trees that had been pushed over recently. She could smell the Drage that had done it lingering in the atmosphere still. It wasn’t no big deal, but she could see from before it was giving Carlos a hard time even though the bloody bastard wouldn’t admit it. Sighing, because she didn’t want to see a repeat, JT grabbed Carlos and flung him over her shoulder like she was taking home one of those working girls as she hopped over the next six or so logs before setting him down.
"Please don’t bitch about me helping you. Its not everyday I do it. And if you say one thing about how you had it covered, I’ll go to the mask as a man and you can be the woman." The thought made JT snicker for a long moment, her eyes tearing up a bit at the imagery that assaulted her mind before she kept her eyes forward, still listening to him but she really didn’t turn to face Carlos or give her undivided attention.
"For the love of god, don’t skip the bath once we get to that spring. As much as I think it would be grand to throw you over the palace walls and let your stink kill the king and everyone, there’s only so much of your scent I can put up with for now. It would be a shame if I died halfway there all because I couldn’t stand the way you smelled." JT said, with another smile that was nearly hidden except for that occasional chuckle that escaped her lips. Her eyes finally darted to him as she made a fist, pressed it to her forehead then gestured the fist outward before returning it to her neck and repeating the gesture before both her hands were placed over her heart.
"That means have mercy, don’t harm me and I won’t harm you. You from head, to neck, to heart. The three most vulnerable spots. It really puts emphasis on the need to live. Making the fist and gesturing to them means you acknowledge they have the strength and power to end you. If you forget to do that, you might as well be telling them to fuck off and try something."
Needless to say, Carlos was caught off guard when he was suddenly lifted into the air. A loud yelp escaped his throat as she bounded over the remaining logs in their path. Though his face flushed red in embarrassment, which was probably near impossible to detect under all of the grime on his face, he still clung to JT in fear she might drop him. However, he quickly let go when his feet made contact with the ground once more, opening his mouth to go off on her. After her words, he quickly snapped it shut. Instead of a self righteous rant, he gave a low murmur of thanks before limping after her once more.
"Alright, for the sake of your poor nose- and mine, now that I think of it- I'll be sure to wash up as nicely as possible. It wouldn't do any harm for you to clean up too, you know." He offered. After all, she had to be feeling a bit grubby herself after taking a week long nap on nothing but earth. Once again, Carlos made sure to pay attention while JT gave another demonstration, nodding to show that he understood. "Do you think we'll be running into more of your kind while on our travels?" He questioned, curious to know just how many of them were out there.
As they continued their trek through the forest, Carlos began to feel the strain he had been putting on his leg for refusing the crutch earlier. He tried leaning more on his left leg as he hobbled after JT, but this only left the limb with greater fatigue. In his struggle to keep up with the woman before him, he hadn't noticed they were off track until he saw one of his marked trees further away to their right. He took this as a chance to rest, if only for a moment. Leaning against a nearby tree, he pointed at the marked trunk further away and called out, "Hey! That mark over there is the one that's supposed to lead us to the spring, so we're a bit off course, here. However, we are getting close."
Carlos huffed as he left the support of the sturdy wood, making his way to the mark. Only a little bit further, and they would be there, and he could finally get some peace for his injured joint.
Carlos coughed at the same time he said " Pussy". As he took a slice of apple from his twin he yawned and slowly pulled out a knife from his belt.” You do know I survivored that same outbreak and manged to get a date from Jill. If I remember right you only got bitch slap little Brother " He laughed before standing up and clearing his throat." So who here is looking for a man with the last name Olivera? Becuase there are two of us." He smiled looking down at his twin.
"And you were the one telling me to leave the kindergarten insults in kindergarten. Looks like you have yet to shake off my bad habits, eh? Besides, if you managed to score with Jill then there's hope for me yet! And if I remember right, I kind of deserved that blow. I shouldn't have lost my cool, especially in those circumstances." When his older self announced their presence to the angry newcomers, he stood to defend himself. "I'm sure they're looking for the bigger asshole, which must be you. After all, I ask for advice and you offered me insults instead."
Mission Encounter || deadlyxbeauty
Everything seemed to end for her; she could feel she was close to die, and in her darkest dreams no one seemed to save her from death. She knew she still had to be alive, she still had to fight. The dark moment in her mind had vanished, due to the fact she wasn’t losing any more blood.
Hours passed, and she fluttered her eyes open. She honestly felt weak, as if she couldn’t get up from the bed. Her eyes examined the room quickly, and she slowly sat up, seeing him next to her. A huff escaped her lips and she remembered her gun was probably in her car. She slowly got up and stretched, wincing slightly at the pain on her leg. It wasn’t too sharp as it used to be, or maybe she got used to the pain by now.
She wanted to know how many hours had passed.. And where did he take her. She crossed her arms over her chest and glanced towards him, waiting for him to wake up. She noticed he still had the handcuff and she sighed, knowing he had swallowed the key.
As he awoke, Carlos let out an obnoxious yawn, giving his eyes a moment to adjust to the lighting before he sat up. He instantly felt a tug at his wrist, and the events of the night prior rushed back to him. Immediately, he glanced over at the opposite side of the bed to find the woman he had saved, alive and conscious.
"So, how are you feeling?" Carlos asked, a bit hesitant to spark up a conversation. After all, though he had helped her, he was the one who had shot her in the first place. "I really am sorry about the shooting thing. The name's Carlos, by the way."
He offered his hand out in a cordial greeting. "Oh! And if you're hungry, there's complimentary breakfast in the lobby. We're in a hotel, not too far off from where you ditched your car." Carlos glanced at the time before resuming, "Breakfast closes at 10 o'clock though, so you've got about a half hour if you want anything."
"Hey unlike you little brother I worked very hard to be this badass and sexy. Now as for calling you Javier I can’t very well go around calling you Carlos when I am also the very same Carlos just older and more kickass then you. secondly you get slapped in the face because you don’t use the right pick up line but that is another time. I hope you have a weapon on you because I do believe we are about to get in to a fight." He remarked as he pointed with his chin to the group of men walking into the bar. " So the question remains are they here for me or you little brother."
"Ah, what's the point of it all if it's torn down by one simple flaw, anyways. And why is it that I'm the one who has to change their name? Just because I'm younger doesn't make me any less kickass either. I'm still a survivor of the world's first major bioterrorist outbreak." He paused as the aforementioned group entered, looking rather pissed off.
"You know what, I take it back. If they start asking for Carlos, my name is Javier. Isn't that right, big brother?"
"C'mon dude, that monster is terrifying, don't you think."
"I have no idea what you’re talking about, it’s not that scary– I’ve got weapons even scarier than that thing," he chuckled as he gave Brad a few reassuring pats on the back.
"I sure do hope you have." Brad bit his lip anxiously as his eyes were drawn to the other man’s rifle. "My handgun is piss against that guy.”
"Guess you must be glad you ran into a heavy weapons specialist then, huh?" His fingers fidgeted as he held the rifle close to his body, almost cradling it as his eyes scanned their surroundings.
Royalty AU
,thecarnalscientist-jt:
"I actually wouldn’t mind wearing something that didn’t look like a potato sack for once in my life." JT mused, but then she couldn’t help but raised a brow at his comment. "I understand we are going to need party outfits for the masquerade but, what exactly did you have in mind for general attire? There’s no way I’m being caught out here in a dress. I am not a courtier." She muttered bitterly for a moment, recalling those women at the castle who had one point or another looked beyond prissy. And always had men to answer at their beck and call. They probably never had to fight anyone and they got what they wanted. Next to changing some of the rules in the country, stripping such people in the higher courts was another thing JT desperately wanted to do.
"You smell like a cows ass." JT said in a simple matter, and was being fully honest with him. "Probably the biggest reason why I didn’t eat you right off the bat. God knows where the fuck you have been." Even though she sounded serious, there was still that joking demeanor lying in her words. She jumped over a dead log, drifting herself more into the woodland area while she smelled the air for a moment trying to see if she could detect the spring or something like it in the sky. "Huh..I wonder how far it is."
Her eyes then glanced at Carlos when asked for a first lesson. She took her right hand and slapped it over her mouth. “That means shut up for one.” She mused, then pressed the back of right hand to her forehead and made a fist. “That means you understand. If you have the palm out and no fist, that means you don’t. There anything in particular you want to know?”
"Well, unless you want to go to the masquerade dressed as a man, I suggest you woman up a bit," Carlos teased, "Although, if the situation does go belly up, I'd rather not have you tripping over the hem of a dress whilst in the middle of battle. I'm sure we can find something suitable for you." He puzzled over the issue for a moment, thinking back to all the outfits he had seen at masquerades when he was still under the king's service. As far as he remembered, all of the women wore extravagant dresses; she might have to wear a man's suit after all.
At JT's next comment, Carlos couldn't help but laugh outwardly. "Perhaps I should skip a bath then, if only to keep your jaws off of me, eh?" His laughter was soon cut off by the log that his traveling partner easily hopped over. He hesitated for just a moment, before attempting to overcome the obstacle as he normally would. Though his resolve was sturdy, his right leg was not, as the sudden movement caused his limb to lock in place, catching on the edge of the log and sending him face first to greet the forest floor. Though he was a bit shaken from the fall, he quickly crawled back up onto his feet, using any nearby rocks or tree trunks as a temporary crutch. "I'm alright! Just fine!" he breathed, trying to assure JT that he was fit to walk on his own.
Carlos tried to ease himself off of the support of the trees as they continued onward, pausing for a moment to pay attention to JT's motions. He nodded in understanding. "Seems simple enough," he mused, going through the gestures in his head, "How do I tell them not to kill me on sight? That would be useful."