Professional Jesus Impersonator

Louis Williams 22, Male. Bournemouth Too obsessed with cats to be healthy. Graduate Historian who salivates over statistics. Seriously.... statistics are awesome. Currently Assistant Manager of Bath City Youth. Irregular Photographer for Anime Picks Previous Jobs Reprographic Print Supervisor for Cloc LTD Volunteer Support Worker for University of Bath Quotes Because I'm Cool "You can never have too much bacon" "Between two groups of people who want to make inconsistent kinds of worlds, I see no remedy but force."

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Now it's #figseason it's time to go wild with #fruit and stare into the #pattern - It'll be in #pie next! #veganuk #veganfood #sweettooth

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Ticket Slinky (at Bath Spa Town)

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I wish the Sims stopped giving my new male Sims eyeliner, blusher and lipstick as a default choice when I first start making them. Otherwise I am going to start thinking the game is telling me something

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Hate the flayer, not the game.

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The Thick of It meets Game of Thrones

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The only thing in the ASOIAF books that made me cry was Davos learning to read. JUST. SO. BEAUTIFUL.

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When i saw the newly designed http://www.bathchronicle.co.uk/

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Yes! So very much the case

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Get it straight, fuckhead: I need you like I need a fucking asshole on my elbow.

Rules of Attraction - Bred Easton Ellis

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Sweet NomNoms - Calvin Harris & Florence Welch

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The Pope's resignation has been replaced at #1 news story in the UK by a Karate Chip-Warrior

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This made me quite sad.... only 2014 as well!

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Lol Wut?

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Oh the days when you used to play silly games like this as a kid during the summer while your mother was cooking dinner. Childhood was so awesome.

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How beautiful is this??? God bless you, HMV!

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I so want this!

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Yes.... simply yes please! Sorry Photoshop your about to get clogged with all of these!

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