Idiot 🥚❤️🪨

That’s me, a little dumbass

[soopibean]

A totally and completely normal Joel

[nyquillionaire]

some doodle requests from twitter

[bloodraven55]

god i love her so much

[breathaaaaa]

I thought we were going to leave this desert.

[wavezies]

things in phm that really tickled me as a marine biologist:

the concept of star-eating microbes causing a crisis and the solution being the introduction of space wolves to space yellowstone to control the space elk population. i love a good trophic cascade

dr ryland grace immediately pitching "turn the spaceship into a giant centrifuge to generate gravity" and then not balancing his actual centrifuge later on

the entire "life is reason" scene really

grace forgetting to open the mystery alien container in a fume hood AND immediately sticking his nose in it. if we did this in chemistry lab we were executed on the spot

academia drama being one of the cornerstones of grace's character

grace switching through every spectrum setting on the microscope to try to see into the astrophages and not being able to (relatable)

also: the astrophage dying and grace going "ohhh it died..." (very relatable)

grace having his not-scientist buddy Carl to give him frank solutions when he's overthinking. yes, often the solution is just to put the box in another box

copious duct tape usage

just sticking a filter into the path of the petrova line to collect astrophage goop

eva going "so it's alive" when grace tells them the astrophage are moving, and him being like "WELL ok that could be for a lot of reasons" in the tone of someone who doesn't even know where to start explaining why that's a hasty assumption

grace referring to the first new astrophage as his and carl's baby multiple times (HIGHLY relatable)

humanity's greatest hope being a teacher. humanity being saved by grace's ability to find novel ways to communicate well with others -- something that made him excellent as an educator, and enabled him to bond with rocky

[itsapmseymour]

People: we need body diversity in media!

People when an artist actually draws diverse bodies: omg eww ewie I bet you're just jorking it while you draw literally get off the internet ewww

Let’s be honest

Anyone who cares that much negatively about fictional depictions of bodies has skeletons in their closet I don’t ever wanna meet.

[spltlvlhous]

[concord-and-cliches]

(says “howdy” at a frequency that shatters glass and makes your ears bleed)

[professionally-uneducated]

@khonsu-3

[which--way]

Have I ever mentioned that I love this show

[cringey-things]

IM SO NORMAL ABOUT OK KO

[professionally-uneducated]

Being more active and weightlifting has given me bigger arm muscles, a flexible bicep, and a reason to not rot in my house all day but on the flip side my legs now ache 80% of the time so I dunno if that was a worthwhile trade off

[makomoriz]

no i don't. cheers

[to-proudly-go]

A tiny Grocky

[purplegutz4]

Had this in my head for a while

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[bimstown]

jimothy my cryptid son

[barkingupthelittlewood]

can anyone else see my vision. hello.

[barkingupthelittlewood]

@veylocke-murderbox i hear you, i offer this amendment, tempered with the fear that one day soon, this polycule may grow to cover all of Seattle the entire server and beyond

[barkingupthelittlewood]

@fruitwanderer dear god the polycule is expanding at a rapid speed, at this rate... no one is safe

[barkingupthelittlewood]

@falsiesgf take my hand, look at me: if i ever make yaoi exclusive anything, feel free to pelt me with tomatoes. i do fear the polycule may be nearing unprecedented levels of strength that approach the political power of a small nation. if the metamours start unionizing, it's over

[barkingupthelittlewood]

hello @thefleshling thank you for your call. i am pleased to unveil the HD remaster of this godforsaken shitpost because things were getting a little out of hand and a little crunchy. we now have every single active hermit present and accounted for (if anyone has a better placement for jev please let me know)

[falsiesgf]

[barkingupthelittlewood]

dear @queer-enderdragon and @pomodoko thank you for your correspondence and for dragging my stupid ass back into the building again. you will find the latest iteration of The Chart below, as well as this update's patch notes. please know that i am scared. yours kindly, barkingupthelittlewood

[professionally-uneducated]

I had to tap on a missing arrow