Ill stop when I'm dead

Im professor possum, tell the cops and ill find you. if i like you you may call me Fiddleford Mcgucket, but only if i like you. waddles i dont like you. Follow my boyfriend @The-80s-never-died.

[minecraftuserboxes]

for @bee-fella

[professor-possum-phd]

@the-80s-never-died sufer

[catchymemes]

Life hacks

[rslashrats]

okay. i will consider this

[professor-possum-phd]

Guys @the-80s-never-died wont stop showing me this saying "it you". What do i do to stop this?

[porterr-robinson]

[im-the-batmann]

[rejected-transboy]

Why does he look like that

[professor-possum-phd]

This is me apparently

[bitchycode]

[professor-possum-phd]

Ok. So i wanted to keep yall updated.

@the-80s-never-died and i went to Tennessee to visit my kin. I may or may not have taken the worlds largest knife store hostage. My arm maybor maynot be malfunctioning… I may or maynot be stuck ontop of a display. Atleast stanferd can walk again.

[the-80s-never-died]

I’m trying to talk to the police and convince them that it’s fine.

[professor-possum-phd]

Yes thats well and good but my arm isnt working stanford. I can5 get down.

[the-80s-never-died]

I got him down. The synthetic cover I made for it somehow got lodged in the joint.

[professor-possum-phd]

I forgave him but aparently now we gotta take it appart so im under hotelroom arrest.

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[super-metroid]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

Matt groening is a seer

[professor-possum-phd]

Ok. So i wanted to keep yall updated.

@the-80s-never-died and i went to Tennessee to visit my kin. I may or may not have taken the worlds largest knife store hostage. My arm maybor maynot be malfunctioning… I may or maynot be stuck ontop of a display. Atleast stanferd can walk again.

[the-80s-never-died]

I’m trying to talk to the police and convince them that it’s fine.

[professor-possum-phd]

Yes thats well and good but my arm isnt working stanford. I can5 get down.

[refinery29]

This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails

A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her sentencing from a shoplifting charge. But see how the judge reacts when she finds out that the prisoner’s humiliating treatment is apparently routine.

Gifs: Raw Leak

WATCH THE VIDEO

[scarletswalking]

This is why it’s so important to vote for your local judges after doing a minimal amount of research. Most people just pick whatever judge is there or has a funny name, but this woman is changing the way prisoners are treated and she was voted in by the county. Always do your research before voting for judges, but don’t discount it as unomportant. You may need someone like her on your side one day.

[professor-possum-phd]

Ok. So i wanted to keep yall updated.

@the-80s-never-died and i went to Tennessee to visit my kin. I may or may not have taken the worlds largest knife store hostage. My arm maybor maynot be malfunctioning... I may or maynot be stuck ontop of a display. Atleast stanferd can walk again.

[mossfernsandlichen]

Crassula umbella aka Wine Cup succulent 

[professor-possum-phd]

@uwushapeshifter how ya doin sweetpea?

[trashycannibal]

[niggazinmoscow]

Everything older people say millennials aren’t doing–shopping, golfing, buying houses, getting married, having kids, dining out–is related to an entire generation having less money than their parents.

[professor-possum-phd]

@the-80s-never-died

Will you stop saying colonel under your breath?

[the-80s-never-died]

Hngh…. colonel… i keep trying to sneak around, but i’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.

[professor-possum-phd]

All i saod was you were snuggly and thick. Whay ars you likw this?

[professor-possum-phd]

@the-80s-never-died

Will you stop saying colonel under your breath?

[professor-possum-phd]

Ok im doing alot better friends, my arms recalabrated anf my fiancee is..

What do the kids call it? Thicc? Hes nice and comfy to snuggle into.