RILEY RUCKUS.

"MORE DATA!!" [A Riley Ruckus - Hello Puppets ask blog]

[professor-ruckus]

"Greetings, hosts. As you can probably already tell, this is not one of my usual posts."

"I decided I should probably make a proper introduction, and tell you about myself and my rules. Afterall, I better set some boundaries for you fools..."

"Anywho...-"

"I am Riley Ruckus, from the hit show; Mortimer's Handeemen, this you already knew."

"Frankly, my Handeemen status holds no joy for me, but that is not the point here-"

"I go by any and all pronouns, I do not care what you call me, so do not fear."

"I have not found a gender label I enjoy, I simply am me. This may change, if I can find one that fills me with glee."

"On the topic of labels; I am a woman lover. Whether I am 'lesbian', or 'sapphic', I have yet to discover."

"Now that identity introductions are out of the way, I can get to the real data; my rules. Please, do NOT break these tools."

"These rules are;

- Do not sexualize me, or any of my fellow Handeemen [I've seen what some of you HEATHENS have to say].

- This is a text blog, nothing more. Do not get confused.

- Do not break the 'fourth wall' [Don't ask].

- If I don't answer your ask in a way you like, do not harass me over it.

- Remain civil. I know Nickolas and I fight, but I'm not getting into petty arguments with you lab rats."

"That's about it for this one... Now, let's continue our usual schedule of educational fun!"

"Remember, keep those questions coming my way! Believe it or not, these outside interactions really make my day."

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

Riley You might want to check on that meat locker where you keep all the host. I heard some growling, and no, it's not Rasco it sounded more like a human mix with a coyote. And I went down there to check? One of the host bodies is gone.

"...?"

"Well that's.. certainly strange."

"I didn't hear anything... granted, I just woke up...-"

"Well. I'll make sure to check the cameras, for any visible change..."

"I'll report back if I see anything note-worthy. In the meantime, keep sending me asks, why don't you?"

"... I apologize for my lack of rhyming. It's extremely early."

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

How do you guys come up with rhymes so easily? I figured it would be alot more difficult withought planning it beforehand(heck, I find it difficult even after planning ahead).

Hah, skill issue-

That's rich coming from someone who had to search up words that rhyme with has.

...Touché

"Well, it's somewhat simple, really. We were born to rhyme, and so rhyme we do, no matter how silly."

"Sure, it gets.. troublesome, at times, but not to do so would be considered a crime."

"Thankfully for me, I have quite the vocabulary, so rhyming comes somewhat easily!~"

"I can't say the same for some buffoons in this place..."

"Anywho... I apologize for my silence. I've been quite caught up with.. ah.. well, science-"

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

RILEY

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"... What, in the name of Handee, are you on about?"

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

And there I was, you know, talking to a friend who also enjoys video games, we got to the topic of mad scientists and from there to your blog.

I think I know who wants to declare war on Kelly. D:

"Who."

"I want the full, legal name, and address, of the host that wishes harm upon my Kelly. Inform me."

"I just want to have a word with them."

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

If your ever considering a movie night you should watch the French movie inside! It's gory but I think you'll still enjoy it maybe even the other handees will too!

"Hmh, I see... I don't mind gorey things, personally. I suppose I'm just a bit desensitized..."

"I'll make a personal note to check it out. Besides, this'll help me freshen up my understanding of the French language, no doubt."

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

How many puppets were there in the show/studio, before the whole voodoo thing happened?

"Hmm, wellll.. there was Mortimer, Nick, Daisy and I, of course, as the main stars of the show..."

"Then there were the side characters, like Kelly, and her friend Joey, and some others you lot may not know."

"Of course, there's also an abundance of felt puppets, used as assistants-"

"... There were.. quite alot of us, brought into existence."

"Oh! And of course there's Rosco!"

"Anywho, to answer you; I.. frankly have no clue-"

"Too many for me to count..."

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

I think that person green with envy doesn't love Kelly very much, I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.

"I think that's rather clear."

"However, the last part of their message is what makes me fear...-"

"... Hm."

"If this anonymous host tries anything, they're as good as toast."

"My poor Kelly has been through enough, she doesn't need to be hatecrimed!-"

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

Radio demon

"... Excuse me?-"

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

It makes me happy that your heart can feel the sweet love! I'm so happy for you and Kelly!

(she is seething with jealousy, green with envy and about to commit a hate crime)

"..."

"Why do I have the feeling this isn't genuine?"

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

YOU *points at you* THERAPY. NOW. *throws a coupon for free puppet therapy at you and runs away*

"Oh please, you think I have time for that?"

"Besides, it'll be no use, as a matter of fact."

"I have no want for your coupon... give it to Nickolas, or something-"

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

Hello Mrs ruckus X3

"It's Professor Ruckus."

"... But hello."

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

Has any of the other puppets gotten in the way of an experiment or two? My guess if any is scout

"Mostly Scout."

"Nickolas also tends to intrude, shoving in his annoying little snout."

"... Daisy has also intruded on several occasions, deciding to clean up my station in the middle of a test..-"

"... Aaaaand Mortimer has also interrupted, telling me 'nOt To ReSt'!! Even though I'll be working my behind off-"

"Now that I think about it, my Kelly is the ONLY puppet that has never interrupted me with a scoff."

"Not surprising in the slightest."

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

Hello Ms.Ruckus! I would like to ask what is your favorite science subject?

"Mmmm, that is an excellent question..."

"My main area of expertise is chemistry, but I also dabble in tinkering with machinery, whenever I get the suggestion!"

"I also enjoy studying puppet biology, aswell as anatomy, and anthropology."

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

Pft- that anon knows nothing!

That ain't comparing to the you and dear old morty ship

"... I think I may be sick-"

"Well, you lot have officially ruined my good mood, and my appetite."

"Lovely."

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

"So, I do not have the opportunity to show you a proper photo of my beloved Kelly, but, I did doodle her for you all!"

"Look at her, isn't she an absolute doll..?~"

"Also, my apologies for the shaky view. To this photography thing, I'm still quite new-"

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

Ever find it hard to rhyme constantly

"Mmmmhm..."

"Thankfully, I have a rather large vocabulary, so it's not too difficult of a load to carry."

"... It does get frustration though, on occasion."

-Riley.