unlimited rrrrrrice pudding

[poppiesforthirteen]

"a doctor who canon issue"

[mcshane-suggestion]

a problem? for my timeline?

[professor-suggestion]

It is, incredibly, more likely than you'd think.

[professor-suggestion]

what's your halloween costume this year?

I am, of course, dressing up as the scariest thing I can possibly imagine.

Ace in a bad mood.

[mcshane-suggestion]

@professor-suggestion happy birthday professor

[professor-suggestion]

Not that I don’t appreciate it, but isn’t it supposed to be your birthday today?

[mcshane-suggestion]

we’re sharing. we always share.

[professor-suggestion]

Ah, of course, my mistake. A very happy birthday to us both.

[mcshane-suggestion]

@professor-suggestion happy birthday professor

[professor-suggestion]

Not that I don’t appreciate it, but isn’t it supposed to be your birthday today?

[stillthesunkenstars]

Ok, kiss, kin, kill, Benny, Ace, Seven

kiss ace, kin benny and kill 7 . im sorry I love u 7 but u have to die for feminism😔😔

[professor-suggestion]

It’s all right; I quite understand.

[mcshane-suggestion]

YOU GUYS HAVE A DISCORD???

the sad truth is that tumblr is where the professor and i come to hang out when everybody else on the server gets sick of us arguing about pineapple on pizza there

[professor-suggestion]

It is a perfectly valid fruit to include on top of a delicious savory dish of Italian origin, and your consistent objections to its presence there quite frankly baffle me.

[grafedelweiss]

All those things are there for some reason.

[mcshane-suggestion]

Visit Original Link

[professor-suggestion]

Oh, it was a bootstrap paradox; of course. 

[mcshane-suggestion]

hey @professor-suggestion i’m canonically bisexual now :)

[professor-suggestion]

‘Canonically’, you say, as if this is not a thing you announce on a near-daily basis to just about anyone who may be listening and quite a few people who may not be. 

[mcshane-suggestion]

we went to see tenet today and i am here to inform you that at least twice during the inversion scenes i heard the professor muttering something along the lines of ‘i’m a time lord and i still don’t understand this’ so anyway now they know how i feel all the time and that’s crazy thrilling to me what is UP

[professor-suggestion]

1) Lies. Abject lies and slander; I would never speak during a film. I am quite frankly offended that you’d accuse me of such a thing, let alone not understanding the narrative workings of such a temporally and chronologically simple film.

2) Kindly stop ‘putting me on blast’ on the internet, where just about anybody at all may see it and take it out of context in thrilling and horrifying ways. 

[mcshane-suggestion]

my thing about beating the professor into the ground still stands

[professor-suggestion]

I suspect that would only be true for our first encounter, since you’d have the element of surprise on your side.

[mcshane-suggestion]

i only need ONE encounter Professor

[professor-suggestion]

Oh, do tell.

[mcshane-suggestion]

i could beat you!! permanently!!

[professor-suggestion]

You keep bringing up ‘beating’ me. Does this involve killing, or…?

[mcshane-suggestion]

what no

just like

lock you up somewhere permanently?

[professor-suggestion]

I find it rather touching that even a hypothetically evil you wouldn’t even consider the thought of killing me.

[mcshane-suggestion]

oh I’d consider it

i just wouldn’t actually do it

[professor-suggestion]

Aha.

[mcshane-suggestion]

my thing about beating the professor into the ground still stands

[professor-suggestion]

I suspect that would only be true for our first encounter, since you’d have the element of surprise on your side.

[mcshane-suggestion]

i only need ONE encounter Professor

[professor-suggestion]

Oh, do tell.

[mcshane-suggestion]

i could beat you!! permanently!!

[professor-suggestion]

You keep bringing up ‘beating’ me. Does this involve killing, or…?

[mcshane-suggestion]

what no

just like

lock you up somewhere permanently?

[professor-suggestion]

I find it rather touching that even a hypothetically evil you wouldn't even consider the thought of killing me.

[mcshane-suggestion]

my thing about beating the professor into the ground still stands

[professor-suggestion]

I suspect that would only be true for our first encounter, since you’d have the element of surprise on your side.

[mcshane-suggestion]

i only need ONE encounter Professor

[professor-suggestion]

Oh, do tell.

[mcshane-suggestion]

i could beat you!! permanently!!

[professor-suggestion]

You keep bringing up 'beating' me. Does this involve killing, or...?

[mcshane-suggestion]

my thing about beating the professor into the ground still stands

[professor-suggestion]

I suspect that would only be true for our first encounter, since you’d have the element of surprise on your side.

[mcshane-suggestion]

i only need ONE encounter Professor

[professor-suggestion]

Oh, do tell.

[mcshane-suggestion]

my thing about beating the professor into the ground still stands

[professor-suggestion]

I suspect that would only be true for our first encounter, since you'd have the element of surprise on your side.

[mcshane-suggestion]

real talk, though

re: that new audio announcement

if I end up the villain in this one, you’d better believe I’m going to beat the Professor’s arse, hands down

[professor-suggestion]

…Ace.

[mcshane-suggestion]

i could outwit you any day, Professor

[professor-suggestion]

I -

Really?

You really believe that?

[mcshane-suggestion]

yep

you’d never see it coming. not from me, anyway

[professor-suggestion]

I must concede that's a fair point.