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Good morning to Staver, Bagger, Neil Overall (Gerry Dungaree's son), Gary "Sniper's Dream" Cheeseman, Bill Whittlingham, Ron Waffle, John Caramel, Good Monson, Mickey the Drink, Billy the Pigeon, Gentle Ken, Mavis, Harry Harryman and Steve Bytheway

patdyuri

I love wtv they have going on. adore it even.

animentality

doinggreat

almightaylor

haalingham text posts bc im suddenly interested in sports

an-atlas-or-other

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

delgrosso

Yellow and red cards are a good system of penalization in football but I also think there should be a green card, which you get if you do something nice during a match, like give an opposing player a lil smooch on the forehead.

bluemoonscape

Imagine being Lamine Yamal and you’re 19 years old you’ve only been on this earth for like 228 months total you just wrapped up puberty like 2 maybe 3 years ago you watched Haalingham yaoi get shot on live tv so you lowkey gotta defend gay rights by murdering Lionel Messi most famous soccer player in the world FIFA’s little 39 year old baby boy and the man who coincidentally baptized you and thus began the prophecy of his own defeat by your hands or the whole world will burn

slutdge

whenever i post stupid shit that gets a lot of notes on here that i regret i take comfort in knowing that theres no real repercussions from that because this website is going to be tanked and shutdown within, at the most, 3 years

slutdge

i-am-a-fish

after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took me less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread