king mercury

[professordumbledork]

americans: at least 2016 couldn't get any weirder

god: send in the clowns

[partymembersonly]

[anovelimagination-deactivated20]

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

[professordumbledork]

Reasons I Am Morrissey

• hates meat

• loves to cry

• thinks everyone hates me

• can't dance

• has a weird thing for flowers

• ambiguously gay

[princesscarriefisherarchive-dea]

the beatles were a boy band who got big bc teenage girls loved them so much and were so passionate but now people associate them with greasy 20 something pretentious white  boys……. what if in the future 20 something white boys try 2 reclaim one direction??? will i be ok. i don’t know. it might actually kill me. i’ll die at like 65 bc i’ll hear a 22 year old ugly white boy talking about what an Artist ™ harry styles is 

[subtlepopculturereference]

The difference is that the Beatles actually wrote their own music. Hours upon hours upon hours of music. Also, the two that are still alive are in their 70’s and still write music

[princesscarriefisherarchive-dea]

who wants to tell them lol

[teesadutta]

[jay-rob-blog1]

Crazy.. to think about.

[werewulf-in-midgard-deactivated]

[bestpresidentna-deactivated2017]

you can see the remorse in his eyes

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

me: I promise I won’t get political…

me, after 3 drinks:

[afloweroutofstone]

Imagine Donald Trump winning and being the most transparent president in decades entirely due to his inability to not brag about things

Area 51. We got aliens. The best aliens. More aliens than Russia and China. And Mexico is gonna pay for it.

[petraself-deactivated20160415]

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

[officialunitedstates]

wondering if i will sneeze today

[mindgyre]

keep us posted

[officialunitedstates]

no.  its none of your business

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[vanwooo]

ARE YOU THICK!!!!!!!!

[prettycryptid]

i can be romantic ok

[mekakucityactors]

you: love bunny me, an intellectual: affection rabbit

[prettycryptid]

i cant believe you memed on my post

[bisexualbeowulf]

Halloween takes place on a Monday this year and if that doesn’t perfectly sum up how awful 2016 has been I don’t know what will

[nabuisthebeastiworship-deactiva]

[averagefairy]

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

[averagefairy]

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

[professordumbledork]

straight girl: so my boyfriend and i-

me: boyfriend? oh...that's cool. to each her own, that's what i say! my uncle is straight.