Professor Satan

I may be unable to remember why, when or how but I do know that it needed to happen.

[reddie-for-death-deactivated201]

Stan, drunk: Do you think birds get sad because they don’t have arms?

Mike: Do you get sad because you don’t have wings?

Stan: *tearing up* Every day

[emperor-of-roses]

reblog to support these gay bees

[spite]

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

[catgifcentral]

Suspicious Object

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“And the dead guy moved.” “The dead guy moved?” “He punched me in the face.”

My Aarakocra ranger explaining to the rest of the party why they should not go into a part of the cave. (via yourplayersaidwhat)

[coolthingoftheday]

This is what the tea that was dumped into the Boston Harbor would have looked like. In the 1700s, tea was compressed into planks; a plank this size could last a person roughly a year. They would be bought in sections, and small slivers would be shaved off into the kettle every time somebody wanted to make a cup of tea.

(Source)

[roachpatrol]

what the **** that’s so neat

[shaelit]

So what you’re telling me is that they were Frisbeeing tea off the ships.

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

And THAT’S why it was such a big deal; they literally destroyed a couple decades worth of tea with each crate they tossed.

They dumped forty-six tons of the stuff into Boston Harbor; that’s worth $1.7 million USD adjusted for inflation.

People don’t protest like they used to smdh

[sufjansontag]

#this tea

[roachpatrol]

this is also fucking neat but someone censored my fucking swearing so i have to fucking put it back in this thread like who the fuck does that kind of shit and can i throw their fucking tea in the ocean for it

[biohazerd]

Can we still buy compressed tea?

[arcadiaquest]

[reb-chan]

More messing w/ brushes, feat. my all-time fave <3

[newshoes]

[c1504]

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

[pelipper]

[the-cleffae-deactivated20151028]

“i will snap this little shit’s neck so fast i swear to god don’t fuckin test me”

[milk-trash]

150805

[saddest-cat-hours]

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[psych-facts]

Dreams are the random firings of neuron cells in the brain. During a dream, brain takes the information you processed throughout the day and tries to make sense of them. That’s why there’s a theory that you only dream of what you know such as faces. However, sometimes, two completely unrelated information are put together creating the unrecognizable images in your dreams.

(via psych-facts)

[justbadpuns]

[ruinedchildhood]

anyone else never question that his bed stayed standing up even though half of it was off the ground or that he lost his unibrow

[redundantlacuna]

THERE IS A DILDO UNDER HIS BED?!

[ruinedchildhood]

shhhh we dont question that either

[delsinsfire]

How does that make you feel?