erik thee magneto

sideblog where i throw all my xmen thoughts. i cannot emphasize how much of this blog is a joke i only post stupid shit both for the movies and comics icon by talasintahan!!!

[professorxsmokesweed]

btw everyone whos following me this is a sideblog so im following back & replying from my main!!! (@lucky-lesbian)

more info about me under the cut!!

this blog has gotten more attention than i expected so hi!! i’d figured i’d do more of an introduction!! :D ~i am a lesbian!   ~any pronouns i do not care!!!  ~same goes for names, on twitter i go by teddie but i dont really give a shit what you call me you can use anything in fact if you do make up a name for me i will treasure it forever💖 ~i’m white, and 24! ~sorry if i start a convo and then just randomly disappear i’m really busy irl right now so often i am checking tumblr with the 5 minutes i have free and then i have to do a task again! i’m not ghosting or anything ~on that note i am also really forgetful so if i don’t respond to something and it’s been like 3 days i would appreciate a gentle nudge it’s more than likely i started to type a response had to do something and then forgot💀 ~my tagging is haphazard at best but if you need something tagged for a trigger please let me know i will work very hard to tag it properly! 

[boyd-stevens]

SUPERMAN 2025, dir. James Gunn

[alysmond]

LEX LUTHOR used a sample of Kryptonite to fashion a KRYPTONITE RING for himself. He wore the ring at all times in an effort to keep Superman away from him.

[professorxsmokesweed]

so movies hank would’ve won a bald off if he went up against charles by a lot has anyone else realized this

[maplefiasco]

ffs, erik.

[mapofyourstars]

Michael Fassbender as Magento in X-Men: First Class

[gotgvol6]

stormi 𓂃⋆.˚

[stroebe2]

[fakeboygirlbortion]

gang i miss first class :(

[professorxsmokesweed]

WHAT.

[stinkrat-aleks]

xmen first class is my favorite romcom

[616rogue]

source: cover from x-men (2013) #16, illustrated by terry dodson.

[sourkitsch]

[professorxsmokesweed]

this all being said i think alt movies cherik after the beach divorce should be exposed to a more toxic actually tried to for realsies no takebacks merk each other couple cause i think itd be really funny i think cherik would shut the hell up very fast

[nutnoce]

Chore Scorpion: I come from the toughest meanest place you can imagine. I want to be gentle, I want to die gently, but It seems that when life gets hard I have to get harder to match.

[professorxsmokesweed]

alex and darwin are at their funniest when they’re a stable couple surrounded by the failure flops everyone else has going on

[professorxsmokesweed]

charles: and i just don’t know why erik would do that i really thought we were going to be okay this time

alex, not listening: yeah good for you guys anyways darwin has been getting really into crochet lately i think i’m going to get him a little awning set up so he can sit on our balcony and not worry about rain or sunburn while he crochets

[professorxsmokesweed]

alex and darwin are at their funniest when they’re a stable couple surrounded by the failure flops everyone else has going on