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hi my name's AB and i like dogs, cartoons, and punching dicks. main blog | art blog

[sebsketchs]

it’s olympic season baby!! rereading @dickpuncher’s victory lap just hits different rn what can i say

[naiad-r]

I see my mother She's at the window She's letting down her long black hair She won't let me in there

For reference:

[naiad-r]

A young Earth couple in their honeymoon phase. Definitely not the Fire Lord Zuko and his close friend Sokka of the Southern Water Tribe.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

[naiad-r]

Do you wish your parents gave you someone else's name?

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

another wonderful day at the box stacking factory

吴 口日白曰旦吕品田唱

it aint much but it’s honest work.

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

匚 门冂 <- these ones are broken

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

Break time! Gonna eat a nice kabob om nom nom

吴 軍車串早中

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

my football :)

吴。

[classic-of-yearning]

don't forget 画 !!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

Apologies. Hi welcome to my unboxing video

画

一 田 凵

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

Make sure you flatten your boxes out for recycling

吴 田 三 二 一

You can just jump on then! Don’t leave them to be blown around on the road!

[lookbotsfollowmeyay]

疊𦌵 人 I'm busy making OSHA violations.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

AM I A JOKE TO YOU????

[lookbotsfollowmeyay]

Workplace safety is never a joke, Bixia.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

GUARDS EXECUTE—

actually, this is rather fashionable :)

[qin-shi-huang-di]

many peasants have been asking about my royal safety hat! i hope this clears things up!

guards, execute these fools for wasting my time.

[captainamericaa]

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

[kumagawa]

this is literally the 92 bulls

[captainamericaa]

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

[kumagawa]

it’s called a fade away jumper

[dungeon-bitch]

[naga-noia]

THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLORRRRRRRRRR

[doggosource]

[majodump]

Shhhhhh 🤫 from the upcoming artbook

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Jk. But it was a fun practice and happy avatar day!!

Thank you to @mafia-c and @madamrabbit for the tips and corrections

[yaraef]

I've been listening to the new soundtracks since they dropped (ATLA Book 3 soundtrack!! Ah! The memories!!) and with the movie and then the trailer for the show... all I can think about is 'where's Suki?!' rn (To be fair, I haven't read the comics, so maybe it's answered there or in that movie I haven't watched yet?)

[blignick]

[billiuspendragon]

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

[naiad-r]

POV: you work at the fire nation royal palace and you just cockblocked your boss.

[targetedknowledge]