Masquerading as a man with a reason

I probably laughed pretty hard * * *

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Washington Post really went for the jugular

[barbarjinks]

a moment in my life where oprah is exactly me

[beardedchrisevans]

x

[thinkhappythxughts]

[profound-unentertainment]

women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

[yyyyyyyyyyyyy6-deactivated20201]

this post literally ruined my life

[notspecialjustcrazy]

[ruinedchildhood]

theycallmethemoose:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.

[prospects]

[melonmemes]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

I desire, Occasionally, some backtalk From the mute sky,

Sylvia Plath, from Collected Poems; “Black Rook in Rainy Weather,” (via violentwavesofemotion)

[conbiniiko]

[addicted-to-friends]

[newgirlgifs]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

he gets it

[im-diamonds-youre-dust]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.

[thebootydiaries]

[zedsbedbaby]

[daftpnk-deactivated20131109]

i miss 2009