Alex Capricornus

Humanoid Sentient Being | 22 years old | They/Them | Pan | The rest is in my posts I guess

[tojipi]

Honestly relate to this on a spiritual level.

[geekynichelle]

Look I love Zatz, but this is true for the first few episodes 😂

[chaoticgoodness-gracious]

FIEHTHSHDGW ZATZ IS SO GOTH AND ITS GREAT THEY ACTUALLY- HE LEGIT JUST HAS SO MUCH EYELINER IDK WHY ITS SO FUNNY TO ME

anyway watch maya and the three on Netflix kiss kiss chu chu goodnight

[pricklyfish777-deactivated20230]

I just randomly remembered the Vladimir Todd book series and how edgy they were and how I used to absolutely aDORE THEM when I was in middle school

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

Venom and Eddie's neighbors must really think Eddie's boyfriend (who they never see) is an asshole

[wormsongs]

Spoilers for venom let there be carnage ahead

So glad they let venom say fuck before he was forcibly assimilated into the mcu

[fangirl-say-wut]

Ahem

THEY SHOULD’VE LET CARNAGE CALL VENOM “DADDY” LIKE HE DOES IN THE COMICS

Cowards

[thevampireconnoisseur]

Still not over Eddie telling Venom “They’re not symbiotic, we are. They’re not a match, we are” Like!!!!!!! This movie really said “Eddie and Venom are soulmates” and I’m going feral about it

[animentality]

It's cute that they said venom is the mold growing in the avengers' shower, because I would literally rather watch that mold grow for the next ten years than sit through 10 minutes of the next 2 hour and thirty minute toys and merchandising ad in the mcu.

[the-polyhedron]

I wish gay people were real and not just something Tom Hardy made up for Venom

[animentality]

I'm torn.

Because on the one hand, I like the mcu spider man movies, like I think they're generally better than the other mcu avengers trilogies. And I like Tom Holland and he'd probably be at least interesting to see with Tom Hardy playing the sloppiest and most relatable venom ever.

Especially with our original Jamison and our original Dr. Octopus returning, like, that's kind of exciting, seeing Spiderman toy with interlapping universe nonsense, and the intrigue of letting Sony and Disney intermingle their Spiderman stuff.

But.

But also.

Part of venom's appeal was that it's fucking different from the goddamn mcu, which was already like a cancerous growth that couldnt be removed from our major entertainment industry organs.

So I'm hesitant in embracing this.

[aspiring-spellcaster]

Two types of people watching the venom mid-credits scene

[flyawaywithtaeyong]

The venom fandom right now be like if the critics hate it, we love it

[zara2148]

I've seen posts loving Eddie talking to Venom in public, but what I also love is that when called out on it Eddie pretty much goes, "I don't even have an excuse."

Deeply relatable, I too would give up on explaining anything after getting caught for the millionth time arguing with the internal monologue that is my significant other.

[i-thisisharderthanitlooks-blog]

"Venom 2 is just a messy gay tentacle porn starring Tom Hardy and Tom Hardy's bass boosted voice."

[peachdoxie]

Venom: Let There Be Carnage spoilers but without context

[curioscurio]

My Foretold Mario movie predictions:

"haha we know we're in a video game a la Wreck-it-Ralph"

Luigi does a Fortnite dance

some multiple universe gimmick

toad falls into the "cute adorable little guy with deep voice and is actually kind of violent" animated trope

Peach girlboss moment where she rescues herself from Bowser and someone has to make a comment about it so they can say something like "just because im a girl doesn't mean I can't fight! also sexism is BAD!"

waluigi is not in the film

Jack Black absolutely kills it as Bowser

Chris Pratt actually does a decent Italian accent but still doesn't sound like Mario

Charles Martinet has a Stan Lee esque cameo and one line

The plot introduces a villain that all the characters have to team up against to defeat including Bowser, and the villain somehow doesn't even feel like a Mario character

Toad almost says a swearword or the swear word gets replaced with a child appropriate but still recognizable substitute ( "What the Fire Flower!?!?" "You son of a BULLET")

Seth Rogan does not change his voice in any way for Donkey Kong

innuendo line referencing magic mushrooms "for the adults"

mario is mean to luigi

pop song sung by celebrity that doesn't fit in with the rest of the soundtrack

toby fox is revealed to have composed an absolute banger final boss battle song

[curioscurio]

I'm just so absolutely sure about Peach Girlboss Moment that she gets 4 spaces