progieblog @progieblog - Tumblr Blog

Hi ereybody! I’m Progie, long time lurker on the hellsite, and finally wanna participate with the rest of y’all cool people :) I like DGHDA, The Magnus Archives, Umbrella Academy, the Miss Peregrines book series, art, worldbuilding, and OCs. Looking for mutes and friends! 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

I’m genderfluid, so my preferences can vary some. I really don’t mind too much what pronouns people use though, as long as you switch…

#the magnus archives #umbrella academy #magnus archives #dirk gentlys #dghda #my ocs are my children #I have no idea what I’m doing lmao #wordlbuilding

sebdoesnothing

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

rowdent

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

tsukithewolf

stophelping

Turn the reblogs back on coward

arahir

all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss tehee welcome to Tumblr..... we're not like the Other Social Media Sites 😝😘 and then proceed to unironically describe tumblr like the shangri la of social media where we all live laugh reblog and have long ebony black hair and flip off preps as if every fucking day on here for the last ten years hasn't been a bloody trial with innumerable casualties like we don't weekly see the most hilarious drama and indescribable dysfunctionality. you're all like acclimated deep sea organisms enticing soft photic zone invertebrates to come down. they're going to fucking die.

amotleycrew

hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

neolxzr

guys its working keep posting cringe we really can keep them out

wolfuhboo

me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song:

darkwingsnark

Not to forget when Candace was in his body she was able to sweat milk.

bizarrelovesquare-archive

redandfranticfeelings

considering everyone in the family was totally accepting of the fact he could lay an egg, everyone in the family thus is aware of and loves their trans platypus

ayellowbirds

There’s also a scene where a professional platypus hunter makes mention of the venomous spurs of the male platypus—as i recall, Doofenshmirtz is surprised, and questions Perry about it, only to get a shrug in response and no indication that Perry has spurs in the first place….

art-ichoke-deactivated20181219

y’all forgetting he’s also gay

the gay trans icon we need

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I’ll never stop fucking reblogging this

thelowlysatsuma

oh my GOD

noost

@quinintheclouds

hot-tea-and-blankets

Can I make a contribution

He’s collecting the letters

quasi-normalcy

A trans asexual platypus?

PERRY the trans asexual platypus!

gertritude

hey what's up gamers, my name's Jonah Magnus and today we're gonna be doing a speedrun of the apocalypse. Okay so the first thing you wanna do is select your archivist. For this run I'm picking Jonathan Sims because his luck stat is in the negatives and there's a glitch later on in the game where if you get his self-loathing high enough it'll negate his cowardice stat and he'll just start chasing after avatars

miketon

when twitter users steal jokes from tumblr posts its bad because its taking a wild joke into captivity and putting it in an environment it's not built to survive in. but when tumblr users take jokes from twitter posts its good because its rescuing the joke from a dangerous and hostile situation and allowing it to thrive in a better and more suitable habitat