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I don't really know what it means to be human. M!A: None [[ NGC RP Blog for Dell. Will follow back as confusedteddybear Tracking #ngc dell and #projectdell ]]

[projectdell]

Catie: De~ll *hugs tightly* How are ya! *grins*

「C-catie?」they said, surprised.  「Hello again!」 Dell flashed a ’ :) ’ on their screen.  「I’m doing well.  How are you?」

[4four-kun-deactivated20161002]

I’m doing fabulous! I’m just thinking, do you want to go somewhere? I’ll take you somewhere really cool if you’re ok with it!

[projectdell]

「Somewhere… cool?」they echoed, curious.  「Sure, that’s fine with me.  Lead the way!」

[4four-kun-deactivated20161002]

O~kay! follow me! *tugs Dell along* I only show this place to my best-est friends!

[projectdell]

「Bestest... friends?」 Dell said, borrowed voice muffled by static, a light pink. 「I'm touched you think so highly of me.」 Their curiosity on the destination was growing, but they didn't want to ask; it would spoil the surprise.

[projectdell]

Catie: De~ll *hugs tightly* How are ya! *grins*

「C-catie?」they said, surprised.  「Hello again!」 Dell flashed a ’ :) ’ on their screen.  「I’m doing well.  How are you?」

[4four-kun-deactivated20161002]

I’m doing fabulous! I’m just thinking, do you want to go somewhere? I’ll take you somewhere really cool if you’re ok with it!

[projectdell]

「Somewhere... cool?」they echoed, curious.  「Sure, that's fine with me.  Lead the way!」

[projectdell]

Catie: De~ll *hugs tightly* How are ya! *grins*

「C-catie?」they said, surprised.  「Hello again!」 Dell flashed a ' :) ' on their screen.  「I'm doing well.  How are you?」

[projectdell]

[[ Catie would definitely make this happen. Dell probably wouldn’t argue too much. ]]

[liliesandbones-blog]

"My friends are doing the deliveries today so… I can help you pick some for your cafe!", Aiden replied with a wide grin upon his lips. "Is there something you have in mind?", the reaper inquired, trying to see just exactly where they could start looking.

[projectdell]

「Hmm...」  Dell went through their memory banks but found their knowledge of flowers sadly lacking.  Making a strange crackling sound that may have been laughter, they said, 「I'm sorry, I really don't have anything in mind.  I don't know very much about these things you see; I'm sorry if this makes things really difficult for you.」

They hated to burden this friendly man, but their lack of knowledge made it near impossible to pick out flowers for their shop.  Maybe listing colours would be helpful?  「Maybe something white or another light colour?」 they suggested hopefully.

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me "Reminisce" for a memory my Muse holds dear. Send me "Flashback" for a memory they'd rather forget.

[projectdell]

Text Prompts

[Text] I'm sorry, okay? An apology is what you wanted, right?

[Text] This is going to sound a little strange, but what's the best way to get blood stains out of clothes?

[Text] We need to talk. Call me.

[Text] Can you come pick me up? May have been drinking and may have also punched out a guy for talking shit.

[Text] I know it's late. Come meet me at the beach.

[Text] Where do you hide your spare key?

[Text] Are you seriously standing me up or are you really that late?

[Text] Help, I'm alone in a crowd and trying to look cool by texting you.

[Text] Wanna go on a coffee run for me?

[Text] I am never drinking that much again.

[Text] I'm pretty sure I left my underwear at your place.

[Text] I... think you sent that to the wrong person.

[Text] Shit, don't open that. I sent that to the wrong person.

[Text] Give me one more chance.

[Text] Come get Taco Bell with me. No, I don't care that it's three in the morning, I'm already outside your place.

[Text] Where are you? And why do you never tell me where you're going?

[Text] Saw VII or Paranormal Activity 4?

[Text] Report to my bedroom immediately for snuggles.

[Text] I need bail money.

[liliesandbones-blog]

Dell: *touches plant. plant starts smoking* "...I thought that plants didn't conduct electricity. >:( "

”!!!”, the young man rushed towards the pot, a small bottle of water in hand. “I know nothing about that… b-but please be careful…”, he replied, attending the slightly scorched areas of the plant

[liliesandbones-blog]

"O-Oh— No it’s okay, j-just be careful with that", Aiden replied scratching his cheek in equal embarrassment. That certainly wasn’t the way to treat any potential costumer. "U-Um— Is there something I can help you with…?", the reaper asked, trying not to sound rude but rather inviting.

[projectdell]

Dell shook themselves out of their embarrassment, turning a pleasant shade of blue, and said, 「Oh, yes!  I was thinking about adding some plants to my cafe.  Apparently people think it would looks nicer with a few around.」  While Dell did love their little shop, some people said it seemed "a little dead" and that some plants "would liven things up", sentiments that Dell couldn't understand.  「I was wondering if you could help me pick some out, if you're not too busy with other customers...?」

[sppppppppppp-deactivated2015100]

Next To Normal Ask Meme: Send Me One To See How My Muse Will React

[harbingerlydia-archive]

“It’s 4 in the morning, is everything ok?” “Some days I think I’m dying, but I’m really only trying to get through.” “I think the house is spinning.” “So, we’ll try again and eventually we’ll get it right.” “Not a very exact science, is it?” “I’m trying to tell you I love you.” “I can be perfect for you.” “I miss the pain.” “Nothing’s real.” “I didn’t know you had a brother.” “He’s been dead 16 years.” “This is fucked.” “I know you’re hurting. I am, too.” “Can you tell me what it is you’re afraid of?” “Can I touch you?” “Are you wanting all that she can’t give?” “I am the one who won’t walk away.” “I wish I could fly, I’d fly far away from here.” “I love you as much as I can.” “I’m your worst fear, you’ll find it in me.” “I need you to need me.” “It’s not going to get better, is it?” “Are you nervous?” “What’s your story?” “Did you see my parents out there?” “How could she leave me on my own?” “Why didn’t you take me with you?” “You’re kidding, right? That’s bullshit.” “What makes you think I’d lose my mind for you?” “Tell me why I wait through the night.” “I can’t get through this alone.” “Am I feeling what I think I’m feeling?” “I’m good as gone.” “You don’t remember any of this?” “I thought you might call.” “Don’t say that we’re over.” “I couldn’t give a flying fuck what’s normal.” “Your life has kind of sucked, I think.” “Won’t anything be better than before?” “Your son is gone forever though.” “There’s something missing.” “Let me know you again.” “Why do I get denied?” “Where’d you get that?” “How could I ever forget?” Why would you want to remember the things that hurt you?” “Please, tell me his name.” “Why stay?” “Something next to normal would be okay.” “You look like a star.” “Can you leave it behind?” “I might end up crazy.” “So anyway I’m leaving.” “It’s time for me to go.” “I am the one who saved you.” “I know you know who I am.” “We need some light.” “It’s the price we pay to feel.”

[rpmememaker]

Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.

"Do you trust me?"

"That sounds painful."

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"I’m not speaking to you anymore." 

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"That was a bad plan." 

"That looked easier on TV." 

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"You mean everything to me."

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I miss you so very much."

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"Just five more minutes."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"What are we doing here?"

[artificial-chick]

Dell (projectdell): You're not human, but you're not like me… What are you?

To be honest… I don’t really know… 

[artificial-chick]

"Waaaah! Thanks Dell!" Catie said as she took the cookies happily. "Would you mind if I share it with my friends?" She smiled. She was sure that the others would like Dell’s cooking. "Oh! And I have a friend who’s also a pretty good cook! I should introduce him to you when I get the chance!" She nodded as she gave Dell another hug.

[projectdell]

「Of course you can share with your friends if you think they'd like it,」 Dell replied happily.  No one had ever tried their food before now, so the thought of multiple people trying it was novel.  「I'd like to meet this friend of yours, they're obviously a good person to be friends with you,」 they said.  Flashing a smiley face, they returned the hug gratefully.  It gave them a strange feeling of warmth in their chest they couldn't comprehend, but they were happy.

[artificial-chick]

Dell (projectdell): You're not human, but you're not like me… What are you?

To be honest… I don’t really know… 

[artificial-chick]

"Nuh-huh! Of course you can! I’ll try my very very best to answer all your calls!" She nodded in confidence. "I’ll text you every so often! We should get together sometimes eh?" She asked, grinning. 

[projectdell]

「Yes, that sounds like a plan,」 Dell said happily.  「Calling might be difficult since I have no voice, but… maybe I can figure something out, ne?」  It shouldn’t be too hard to do, they thought, already planning out what they needed to do.

They placed the leftover cookies into a paper bag and handed it to Catie.  「Here, take these with you.  You liked them, so you can have the rest.」

[artificial-chick]

Dell (projectdell): You're not human, but you're not like me… What are you?

To be honest… I don’t really know… 

[artificial-chick]

Catie took the flip phone, “I’m gonna add my number in first, kay?” She said as she added her number in. “Okay! I’m just going to quickly jot your number down on my phone!” She said, pulling out a black and pink flip phone out of her pocket and added Dell’s number. “There! All set!” 

[projectdell]

Dell was sure that if they had a mouth, their smile would be extremely wide.  Having a friend is really nice...  Catie's number was the only one in their phone, something they had never thought about before.  Empty phonebooks, empty life.  Strange how Catie had unwittingly brought their attention to that.

「Thank you very much Catie,」 Dell said, a warm yellow.  「I'll make sure to call you... often?  Or at least, every so often.」  They weren't sure what was socially acceptable in terms of calling someone else.

[artificial-chick]

Dell (projectdell): You're not human, but you're not like me… What are you?

To be honest… I don’t really know… 

[artificial-chick]

"Waaai!" Catie jumped up in down in excitement. "You’re awesome! Thank you, Dell!" She smiled as she gave it a big, welcoming hug. "I will introduce you to my friends later!" She nodded. "Do you have a cellphone? We can exchange numbers that way!" 

[projectdell]

Dell was surprised by the sudden hug, but gratefully returned it.  Physical contact was a rarity in their life, and the amount of it they were getting in one day was almost overwhelming.  This is... nice, they thought.  「I do have a phone!  Here, hold on...」  They hesitantly extracted themselves from the hug and pulled open a drawer filled with random items, grabbing an old flip phone and handing it to Catie.  「There we go!」

[artificial-chick]

Dell (projectdell): You're not human, but you're not like me… What are you?

To be honest… I don’t really know… 

[artificial-chick]

"Yea! All my friends are nice! I’m sure they would like you!" Catie nodded in excitement. "Hey! Can I be your first best friend? I’m sure we can get along!" She said as she reached for Dell’s hand. "C’mon! It’ll be awesome. We’ll be best friends forever!" Her eyes sparkled with happiness. 

[projectdell]

Best friends... forever...?  Dell thought, amazed.  I think that...  「That... that would be really nice Catie,」 they said, a warm yellow tinged with gold.  How dearly they wished they had vocal cords to express their feelings to their first – their only – friend!  A face to show an expression of gratitude, of awe! But they were content to just give off a happy electrical hum as they noted that Catie's hands felt warm around theirs.

[artificial-chick]

Dell (projectdell): You're not human, but you're not like me… What are you?

To be honest… I don’t really know… 

[artificial-chick]

"No prob!" Catie nodded in happiness. "Hey, Dell, do you have any best friends?" She asked. "I would love to introduce some of my friends to you!" She smiled. 

[projectdell]

「Best friends?」 Dell repeated, confused.  Did they have any friends at all?  They had interacted with their fellow experiments a few times, sure, and Dell cared for them slightly, but they didn't think that counted as friendship.  「...no, I don't have any best friends,」 they finally answered.  「But meeting Catie's friends would be really nice!」  It seemed fitting that such a friendly girl should have lots of them.

[artificial-chick]

Dell (projectdell): You're not human, but you're not like me… What are you?

To be honest… I don’t really know… 

[artificial-chick]

"I don’t like people hurting themselves!" Catie said, patting Dell on the head. "I’m sure you have a heart Dell! You’re such a nice, caring person so I am convinced that you have one!" She grinned. 

[projectdell]

Dell's screen turned a bright red in embarrassment, their antennas standing up in surprise.  Never had anyone thought of their wellbeing before.  「I - I wouldn't have been hurt!  Honestly!」  they insisted, although they made no move to take themselves apart.  「B-but... thank you for worrying... about me...」