huh?!?!?

I've lived 22 years and still know nothing

[hungwy]

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

'I always wanted to fuck him' caption under a picture of a dark room with nothing in it

[lastoneout]

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

[funstyle]

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

[funstyle]

im no better than squidward

[lakevida]

can you imagine being dealt this hand

[lakevida]

[fortooate]

they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking

[lakevida]

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[junglejim4322]

He’s literally nice

[paradise-sys]

hey wanna know a secret

Read more

[swagdinner]

yeah what is it

[paradise-sys]

its behind the read more button

[swagdinner]

nothin there

[kohoe]

an insane girl showing you her boobs and spending time with you... it can heal you in many ways

[konoko]

ngl i need this

[foxgirltail]

Internet users: I'm not going to drink cocacola products anymore because they used AI in their marketing!

Cocacola, regularly:

[johnadamsbignaturals]

coca cola is officially a PRIMARY BOYCOTT COMPANY on the BDS list for Palestine (yes, this is a recent development as of late November, 2024)

[sonjackcarl]

[capacity2]

I know he felt stupid asf

[optoooooo3]

[konoko]

[cognitohazard]

typical woman's house

[cognitohazard]

[kyri45]

I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.

ahah yeah that's meeee!!

If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!

[grimalkinscribbles-art-deactiva]

A small forest gathering ✨

[nevver]

Northern Lights, Fuke

[xxxsarihartxxx]