Random prompts based on things I've overheard at theatre
- Person A: *trying to bottle flip a traffic cone*
Person B: "You are going to make some girl very happy one day."
- "Did you actually just try to look for the ingredients on a water bottle?"
- "The printer won't work if it smells fear."
- âIâm gonna write a hand puppet opera!â
- âIâm like Tinker Bell, I need attention to live.â
- âIâm gonna shove a cello down your throat.â
-Â â(name), please tell him his penis is two sizes too small.â
-Â âMust be a good day to be a trash bag in a tree.â
- âThe cute ones are always unstable, just like girls.â
















