“I was waiting for you to admit that you couldn’t handle it.”
“Soft? I’m not going soft. It’s just that…Well, I couldn’t just leave them out in the rain!”
“Teach me how to be grumpy and unforgiving, just like you.”
“I knew you’d find a way to insult me. There’s no surprise here.”
“We? There’s no we. I did this all by myself! Mostly.”
“This is cruel and unusual. Why are you smiling? Does my suffering amuse you? You’re the worst. Stop laughing at me.”













