Deus Ex Machina

((Post-Portal 2 GLaDOS RP blog. Current Location: Enrichment Center. M!A Status: -- TW for torture, death, insults of every kind, and drug use to some degree. Please ask if you need anything tagged.))

[promxthean-blog]

whats up im gay

whats up fucks i stole this blog real quick to promo myself. follow me. talk to me. make me popular

[promxthean-blog]

((I feel kinda guilty looking at this blog. Maybe I should actually make a new RP account like I've been thinking of doing. Some OC. He had a cameo on here once because I was bored. You know, Bastard the frat boy hacker. If you wanna contact me, I recommend doing it @holyblxde (which for some reason I can't mention...). I'm active there. Idk. I'll stay logged into this account for a lil today. Dunno if I'll use it.))

[mathprofessorquotes]

Nobody realises before they come to uni that most of maths is unsolvable.

Complex Analysis tutor (via mathprofessorquotes)

[traumatizedchildhood-deactivate]

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

I hope my continued existence is really annoying to people who hate me. I hope people who dislike me have to continually hear about how pretty and talented I am and how much fun I’m having with people who like me.

[colorfulfades]

colorful fade 26624 - #2d4680 and #d3b566

[engineeringhistory]

Jean Jennings, Marlyn Wescoff, and Ruth Lichterman with ENIAC computer, 1946.

[wikilifeadvice]

learn some basic conversational phrases

[cake-stuff]

Chocolate Fudge Frosted Marble Cake

source More cake & cookies & baking inspiration!

[asksforroleplayers]

Send me a ✯ for a compliment from my muse.

[mathprofessorquotes]

It took Newton years to do this Gauss’s law problem with calculus because he had to invent it.

Mechanics professor on spherical bodies being point objects (via mathprofessorquotes)

[prettycolors]

#3c94c3

[fuckyeahfluiddynamics]

You may have noticed when baking that fluids don’t always behave as expected when you agitate them. If you put a spinning rod into a fluid, we’d expect the rod to fling fluid away, creating a little vortex that stirs everything around. And for a typical (Newtonian) fluid, this is what we see. The fluid’s viscosity tries to resist deforming the fluid, but the momentum imparted by the rod wins out. With a viscoelastic fluid, on the other hand, the story is much different. As before, the spinning of the rod deforms the fluid. But the viscoelastic fluid contains long chains of polymers. As those polymers get stretched by the deformation, they generate their own forces, including forces parallel to the rod. Instead of being flung outward, the viscoelastic fluid starts climbing up the rod, with the stretchy elasticity of the polymers helping pull more fluid up and up.  (Image credit: Ewoldt Research Group, source)

[prettycolors]

#ebce14

[wikilifeadvice]

record yourself singing

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me: [lying] honestly

[wikilifeadvice]

gauge what her reaction is