Your ruler

[awoooniper]

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[i-suggest-vampirism]

Of course, in fact I hope it happens before I die

[the-incedible-sulk]

Before there was Now, there was Butterbean, and Proncey, and We. Before there was Then, there was Butterbean, and Proncey, and We. Before there was This, before there was Mortal, before there was Real, there was Us in Ours Elsewhere. Home is in the Other Place, the Place that is older than the This. In Then, In Now, In World, there is Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Home, Home, Home. This is not Home. You are not Home. We are not Home. We wait. We are

Butterbean and Proncey are forever

[unitedgaygods]

LOOK

[theincediblesulk]

never forget the proncey and butterbean incident of 2018

[proncey]

We have never died

[proncey]

I Have Been Summoned.

[bemylova]

stop FUCKING telling people that no one will love them untill they love themselves. stop shoving this idea down everyone’s throat that they are unworthy of love because of their own struggle.

[the-incedible-sulk]

The time has come

[proncey]

WE ARE HERE WE ARE HERE WE ARE HERE WE ARE HERE WE ARE HERE WE ARE HERE

[proncey]

WE ARE HERE WE ARE HERE WE ARE HERE

[the-butterbean]

Hold up transition? What does that entail? - A very confused (and bisexual) youngling

The transition from the world as it is currently known to the new. Many will be confused or possibly afraid during that time, and we want to ensure that none are hurt during the time of confusion

[sanderstalker]

You are a kind benevolent ruler oh Great Butterbean. (Appologize if I miss spelled benevolent)

[the-butterbean]

Thank you youngling. Any mistakes in spelling can be overlooked.

[proncey]

You are kind to our subjects. But they are our future. They should be treated with the kindness and respect we all deserve. Proncey approves.

[the-butterbean]

Once you've gathered the followers and believers, what will the Butterbean and Proncey do???

Work with them to create harmony

[poisonedapples]

@the-incedible-sulk: Guys here’s my big reveal it’s a weird Butterbean meme picture

Me: …

Me:

Not today my good hoe

[the-butterbean]

You cannot escape the power of the Butterbean

[poisonedapples]

This has gone too far I’m actually blocking you

[the-incedible-sulk]

OMG SPARROW NO

[poisonedapples]

IM BLOCKING THE INCEDIBLE SULK NEXT WATCH ME AVERY

WATCH ME

[the-incedible-sulk]

but Sparrow….

I need my birb friend pleas

[poisonedapples]

Farewell old friend

[proncey]

The good birb god has spoken.

[poisonedapples]

I swear to God Jynx you’re gonna be next

[proncey]

Goodbye birb god.

[poisonedapples]

@the-incedible-sulk: Guys here’s my big reveal it’s a weird Butterbean meme picture

Me: …

Me:

Not today my good hoe

[the-butterbean]

You cannot escape the power of the Butterbean

[poisonedapples]

This has gone too far I’m actually blocking you

[the-incedible-sulk]

OMG SPARROW NO

[poisonedapples]

IM BLOCKING THE INCEDIBLE SULK NEXT WATCH ME AVERY

WATCH ME

[the-incedible-sulk]

but Sparrow….

I need my birb friend pleas

[poisonedapples]

Farewell old friend

[proncey]

The good birb god has spoken.

[the-butterbean]

The Butterbean is All Powerful NoW

[faethefaeestfae]

Not on my watch

[the-butterbean]

The rulers cannot be stopped

[faethefaeestfae]

Not even….

With Friendship?

[the-butterbean]

Butterbean and Proncey rule with friendship

[faethefaeestfae]

And kindness, right..?

[the-butterbean]

Yes. 

For those deserving 

[proncey]

The undeserving shall see the gods eyes and scream

[the-incedible-sulk]

Until now I have yet to have the great butterbean to grace my pressence and I wish to inquiry as to what the great butterbean means now that it that it has appeared

The butterbean means to rule alongside the Proncey in a new world

[sanderstalker]

What is all of our places in their new world

[the-butterbean]

Places of higher respect and power while living among the new rulers

[proncey]

Bow and you shall be rewarded in our new world order

[the-incedible-sulk]

(:

The Butterbean and Proncey have risen to rule this world

[the-butterbean]

@proncey

[proncey]

Excellent

[jynxlovesluck]

Before there was Now, there was Butterbean, and Proncey, and We. Before there was Then, there was Butterbean, and Proncey, and We. Before there was This, before there was Mortal, before there was Real, there was Us in Ours Elsewhere. Home is in the Other Place, the Place that is older than the This. In Then, In Now, In World, there is Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Home, Home, Home. This is not Home. You are not Home. We are not Home. We wait. We are

You have remembered

[proncey]

And so dear one. All shall be immortal once more.

[the-incedible-sulk]

Dammit... well I get a new snek tomorrow, maybe she can help me agains The Bean

The Butterbean and Proncey cannot be stopped.

[proncey]

So says the prophecy

[the-incedible-sulk]

Proncy?! Is Proncy in on this too?

Proncey rules besides the bean

[proncey]

Hello dearest butterbean

[severe-fangirl-syndrome]

CULT DAILY: BACK IN SEASON

We at Cult Daily are glad to inform all Butterbean and Proncey followers that both are bouncing back hot and fabulous! So get your worship shrines unpacked ‘cus we’re in for a busy season.

For the newer folk, both Beings have been known to cover rule over general existence, and to lay dormant for a while before springing back up in time, and we can most surely respect this life style. But for those who have been catching up with all the latest business, you know what the hottest news of the time is!

That’s right expectant ladies, gents and lovely nonbinary audience: the Butterbean-Proncey Alliance!

There ain’t no prophet sure of how this one is gonna turn out, and we’re all buckling up and excited for the ride. Some have been foretelling of Great Creation, Destruction, or Wisdom and heck, we could even be going Home! Us who have been waiting to head back to our Home know Butterbean and Proncey pack some real power, and who doesn’t get homesick every millenia or so?

But the season is just starting out, and no mortal map is gonna direct our Fates and Favors, so for now, we’ve got interviewers going wild with the stories and popcorn on sale with a 20% discount for those who signed up to join Proncey and/or Butterbean last season, and take this as a chance to remind you to sign up this season as well. Some omens speak of a possible 30% off Next Time (If it exists, haha).

That’s it for now, but Tune in for the next update to see how the season is coming along! And last but not least, fellow cultists, All Hail!

[proncey]

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