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Dursley Logic

Vernon: I never wanted you anyways, Harry Potter u wizard scum. I hate having to pay for u

Hagrid: oh I'll take him free of charge to go to an elite school

Vernon: what no he must stay in the cupboard

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

thatwriterchickyouknow

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

lytefoot

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

chippish

There’s a few months in Fred and George’s second year when they successfully convince most of the school that they’re actually quadruplets, one in each house.

roseverdict

“George! Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?”

“What? No, I’m Edward. Y'know, Slytherin’s resident Weasley?”

“Wh…huh???”

“Next you’ll be telling me you don’t know Hubert!”

“?????”

#harry potter #Fred and George #hp

prongsjames

my future child: m... m...

me: wow! come quick! i think she's about to say mama! her first words!

baby: mr. and mrs. dursley, of number four privet drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

me: merlin's beard

selinas-deactivated20251210

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus

#harry potter #hermione granger

sodomymcscurvylegs

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

catboybreeder

Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:

seleneofthejungle

Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a – Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys. Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys! Dumbledore: