Propaleaotherium: Legacy

Just an extinct species trying to adapt to living life in the big city | she/her | Riri

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[isaosoichiro2]

"henlo, friend"

[arthistoryanimalia]

Archibald Thorburn (Scottish, 1860-1935)

#Puffins and Razor Bills, 1911

Via Bonhams

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[copblood]

waring abbott’s disco photography of the 1970s

[tinyideastuff]

door code

[adamtotscomix]

[theadhdgoblin]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[achillesinhighheels]

I actually have to build the life I want to live.

[honted]

please everyone. i beg you. listen to albums

[lunarblazes]

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

[thestuffedalligator]

This was the last episode of the first season of The Twilight Zone and they never dared to do anything as fucking funny as this again.

[rodserlingofficial]

Well that's the way it goes.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know the idea of a secret magical world kind of loses its appeal as an adult because you realize that a) everyone is terrible at keeping secrets and b) there are parts of society you never think about that have all of their own secret rules and jargon but they’re like. Electricians.

[what-even-is-thiss]

There are in fact entire layers of society that you never see or think about that have strange technology but they’re all like transportation logistics or the one guy who supplies dirt to baseball teams.

[ashstfu]

i knew this day would come. i saw it on the calendar

[dragon-in-a-fez]

top notch interaction I had with the ambulance crew after my accident a couple years back:

paramedic: hi, I'm Allan

me: you told me. and your colleague is Jim, and the man who found me is Peter. guess my short-term memory is okay

Allan: ..are you doing a cognitive function test on yourself

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Allan, two minutes later, putting a third blanket around me: okay, how's that feeling now

me: well my feet are still freezing but it's okay, I know you need to focus on getting my core temperature up first

Allan: how many times has this happened to you

[dragon-in-a-fez]

noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction

[nimthirielrinon]

Yikes! What happened to you???

[dragon-in-a-fez]

slipped

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it genuinely is very funny in hindsight because I have like. fallen halfway down a mountain and gotten up with a few small tears in my shirt. shocked myself with 10,000 volts and walked it off. set a glove on fire while I was wearing it and carried on making lunch.

but then I slipped in some mud on flat ground in a well-maintained park and dislocated my knee, cracked a chunk off the end of my femur, and landed immobilised with pain in a cold puddle and almost died.

[vigilantsycamore]

The original Spiders Georg post was made in 2013, when the world population was around 7.3 billion. Currently the world population is a bit more than 8.2 billion, so assuming Georg eats spiders at the same rate now as he did in 2013, the average person (including Georg despite being an outlier) now eats 2.7 spiders a year, rather than 3