Properly stoned

I'm a 20 or 21 year old (you do the math) who sometimes have these crazy ideas. I'm also a pacifist most of the time, and I mean well most of the time. I'm also really extremely comfortable and funny to talk to.

[properly-stoned]

I laughed my ass off. That's it. K. Bye.

[properly-stoned]

It's been nearly two months since I posted anything here, and I apologize for that. I've been busy walking in circles in the apartment.

The amount I walked gave me a lot of time to think. Unfortunately, I didn't use it to think of the right things.

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I fucking love it how whenever Dean's thrown back into the past he's all excited about the way people are clothed and the way people talk and so on, and then he realises it's just like that in the movies.

[properly-stoned]

Found this. Not sure what to say.

[shouldnt]

If Shaquille O’neal was a banana he would be Shaquille O’peal

[heritress-blog]

If Shaquille O’neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’teal

[shouldnt]

If Shaquille O’neal was a criminal he would be Shaquille O’steal

[heritress-blog]

If Shaquille O’neal was emotional he would be Shaquille O’feel

[relahvant]

If Shaquille O’neal were a dinner he’d be Shaquille O’meal

[properly-stoned]

If Shaquille O'neal was a murderer who skinned people he'd be Shaquile O'peel

[ruinedchildhood]

[princessoftypos-blog]

text posts on tumblr about things happening in school be like

[imdoingstuffcoralthangs]

[properly-stoned]

Didn't know that Windows 8 did this. Can be found if you press on the clock at the bottom right.

[properly-stoned]

me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch

me during an exam: the fuck did you just say

me during an exam: alright focus

me during an exam: pffffttt i got this

me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS

me during an exam: whats 5 x 8

me during an exam: lol fuck this

me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test

me during an exam: oh exam right

me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page

me during an exam: i am better than all of you

me during an exam: peasants

me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me

me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'

me during an exam: cough if you can hear me

me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME

me during an exam: was i doing something

me during an exam: right test okay

me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch

me during an exam: did we learn this

me during an exam: stop breathing so loud

me during an exam: is that really necessary

me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen

me during an exam: i will kill all of you

[gaulblade]

[properly-stoned]

Yeah, I deleted the old caption. Check the source (Just noticed it's been removed from the original blog. Aw well, sucks for you) if you want to read it. I deleted it because I don't want my followers to think I want them to use this. Basically all I want to say is that it looks to me like this just replaces the src of the ask so that instead of it being sent directly to tumblr, it's sent to another site, that probably uses the tumblr-API to send messages and stuff. but yeah, I don't know, JavaScript is difficult when you've been awake for 5 minutes.

So yeah, I'm just gonna say this once. I'm not 100% sure, but before you trust a random source like this, keep in mind that all asks might be saved in places where you don't want them to be saved, such as some guys remote server, not related to tumblr. Or, it might be totally legit. Either way, be cautious.

[ruinedchildhood]

[jachtagelclarineduro-deactivate]

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

[kindoflikehitlerwithadashofsexy]

This legitimately made me laugh out loud

[xmenmovies]

The new #XMen: Days of Future Past official poster is here! Show your mutant pride and share it with your friends.

[properly-stoned]

Wait why are Wolverines claws back to not being bone?

[dietcrush]

how do people who do coke always have a glass table??? does it come with a glass table??? what a steal

[properly-stoned]

What if people got so addicted they got so many glass-bottles that they melt it into a glass-table? I mean even coke can be addictive if you don't treat it with respect.

[tinderboyz]

[thepajamawar]

characters that go from villain to weird family member give me strength

[coolboysclub]

[properly-stoned]

[daughterofstark-deactivated2013]

[casey-jane-lewis]

Tumblr

[properly-stoned]

How the fuck is "Your soul" racist? I mean if we go by the Buddhist life cycle, it's probably the least fucking racist thing you can say to someone.

[karzahnii]

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check