okay so i need to talk about something nobody on this website ever discusses
wait. come back. i'm serious.
so my mom decided this was the year she was finally cleaning out the house.
and by "the house" i mean thirty years of accumulated everything. furniture from three different decades. my dad's tool collection. boxes in the garage that haven't been opened since the bush administration. a treadmill that has functioned exclusively as a very expensive clothes hanger since approximately 2009.
we needed to get rid of ALL of it.
and i, a person who has never rented a dumpster in my life, had to figure out how dumpster rental works.
probably requires some kind of permit or license or ritual sacrifice
definitely something you have to plan months in advance
here is what is actually true:
they drop a giant metal container in your driveway
no ritual sacrifice required.
we used Rapid Dumpster Rental and i genuinely cannot believe how easy it was.
called at like 9am. dumpster was in the driveway by noon. we spent the weekend throwing thirty years of accumulated life decisions into a giant metal box and honestly it was the most cathartic thing i have done in recent memory.
some things i learned that i wish someone had told me:
you probably don't need a permit.
i spent forty-five minutes googling "do i need a permit for a dumpster" and the answer is: only if it goes on a public street. driveway? no permit. the amount of time i wasted worrying about this.
the sizes are: 10 yard, 20 yard, 30 yard, 40 yard.
we got a 20 yard. it's the most popular one for a reason. fits in a normal driveway, handles most residential cleanouts. if you're not sure between two sizes get the bigger one. i cannot stress this enough. the difference in price is like $75-100. the cost of needing a second dumpster because you underestimated is significantly more than that and also humbling.
roofing shingles are EXTREMELY heavy.
this is not relevant to our situation but i learned it and i'm sharing it. if you're doing a roofing project, weight limits matter more than you think. asphalt shingles are like 250-400 lbs per roofing square. call and confirm the weight allowance before you book. you're welcome.
same-day delivery is a real thing.
i also assumed this worked like furniture delivery where they give you a four-week window and then show up at 7am on a tuesday. nope. call before noon, dumpster arrives that day. actual magic.
pricing breakdown because i know someone's going to ask: size what it's good for price range 10 yard small cleanouts, garage purge, one room $299 - $399 20 yard full home cleanout, roofing, renovation $399 - $499 30 yard large renovations, construction $499 - $599 40 yard demolition, commercial, you're a contractor $599 - $749
things you CANNOT throw in a dumpster, which i also had to google:
paint cans (even mostly empty ones. devastating.)
anything with freon (refrigerators, AC units)
medical waste (why are you asking about this. actually don't tell me.)
everything else? generally fine. furniture, drywall, old appliances (minus the freon ones), yard waste, construction debris, the treadmill that has judged you silently for fifteen years. all fine.
my mom's house is clean for the first time in three decades.
it cost less than i expected and took less effort than i feared and if you are sitting on a pile of stuff that needs to go somewhere, Rapid Dumpster Rental is genuinely the move.
they serve Tulsa and the whole metro area — Broken Arrow, Owasso, Jenks, Bixby — and also Dallas and surrounding DFW cities. same-day delivery available. prices are transparent. the person on the phone answered all my questions without making me feel like an idiot for not knowing how dumpster rental works.
10/10. would throw my mother's thirty-year collection of furniture into a metal box again.
rapiddumpsterrental.site if you need them.
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[reblog this if you too have a treadmill that has not been used as a treadmill since the obama administration]