like a sewing circle

WOULD THIS FACE LIE TO YOU ?

[prophetguts]

back on my bullshit w 450 drafts, time to actually post lol promise im not creeping thru archives if i reblog ancient shit from you

also feel free to rb from me this blog is barely used and idc abt spam go fuckin wild rpc mfs

[deadeyesopened]

please baby come back I promise I won't transmit horrific images into your mind via our psychic bond anymore

[screenshotsofdespair]

[awbrainno]

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

[squeakitties]

loudspeaker interference ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS THERE IS A FUCKING BEAST LOOSE IN THE HARDWARE AISLE

[jame7t]

Doctors just did a test on me and said I don’t have any cells they don’t know what I’m made of but it’s not the same as you. They said I’m cooler too and more special

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ewaneneollav]

bumps into someone by accident & they vanish into thin air with a munch sound effect

[anxietyproblem]

[pyaarisms]

i call this the 'I'm normal about media' moodboard

[hungwy]

humans LOOOOVE relief from toil

[normal-horoscopes]

You find a T-Shirt in a thrift store that says "I joined the international manhunt for [your exact name and sketch of your face] and all I got was this stupid shirt"

[rottingfacade]

there’s been an accident at the explosion factory

[king-of-goblins]

Stickin ur feet in a river is cleansing. You just roll up your pant legs and step into the stream. Bam. You’re a new man.

[yageb]

[anxietyproblem]

[kristina100000]

i wake up and immediately physically assault my brain with my phone