what shall we die for?

indie elizabeth swann. revamped 1.1.19.

[propiratey]

❝ I’m not majestic on weekends. ❞

@shellheadtm​arc | ask jumblaya bc fuck if i know where this came from

“   out of all the words i would use to describe you, majestic has never once been one of them so you needn’t worry about damaging my impression of you. “  

[propiratey]

yall ever read something written SO badly it forces u to get off ur ass and write

[amourmemes]

❥     𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌  𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒  𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓  𝐎𝐍𝐄  .

dream  daddy  is  a  game  released  by  game  grumps  ,  a  dating  sim  to  date  dads  ! feel  free  to  customize  as  you  wish  !

❛  right  .  yup  .  definitely  repressed  that  memory  .  ❜ ❛  weren’t  you  the  one  who  threw  that  flaming  tennis  ball  at  the  police  station  ?  no  -  wait  .  that  was  me  .  ❜ ❛  aw  man  a  nap  sounds  great  !  if  sleep  wasn’t  ,  you  know  ,  for  the  weak  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  someone  needs  to  do  a  three - point  turn  on  their  attitude  .  ❜ ❛  I  GOT  A  PROBLEM  WITH  AUTHORITY  !  ❜ ❛  you  can  never  be  too  sure  .  see  that  baby  in  the  stroller  over  there  ?  government  operative  .  ❜ ❛  you  know  ,  frisbees  are  traditionally  caught  with  your  hands  ,  not  your  face  .  ❜ ❛  children  in  general  are  just  …  tough  .  ❜ ❛  …  are  you  just  afraid  to  meet  new  people  ?  ❜ ❛  c’mon  ,  what’d  we  say  about  meeting  new  people  ? ❛  …  perhaps  i  should  leave  saying  “  baby  ”  to  the  professionals  .  ❜ ❛  i  am  in  no  way  fit  to  be  responsible  for  any  living  thing  ,  including  and  especially  myself  .  one  time  ,  i  drank  an  entire  jar  of  marinara  sauce  for  dinner  .  it   was  unholy  .  ❜ ❛  medium  sized  dog  ,  handkerchief  around  the  neck  ,  i  get  to  name  it  .  that’s  what  it’ll  cost  me  to  give  up  on  my  dreams  .  ❜ ❛  yeah  it’s  just  like  ,  my  entire  future  .  no  big  deal  .  ❜ ❛  are  you  actually  fine  or  are  you  just  saying  that  ?  ❜ ❛  okay  ,  cool  .  while  you  do  that  i’m gonna  do  some  drugs  and  commit  some  light  arson  .  ❜ ❛  i  would’ve  expected  you  guys  to  be  up  to  white  collar  crime  by  this  point  .  maybe  money  laundering  at  the  least  .  ❜ ❛  i  love  someone  who  knows  their  way  around  balls  .  ❜ ❛  i  -  i  ,  uh  .  don’t  normally  …  do  this  …  ❜ ❛  aw  man  .  i  was  kinda  hoping  you  had  gotten  kidnapped  and  i  was  gonna  have  to  come  rescue  you  .  ❜ ❛  …  have  you  been  reading  my  tweets  ?  nevermind  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  a  beautiful  work  in  progress  .  ❜ ❛  we  have  to  be  fashionably  late  .  who  shows  up  anywhere  on  time  ?  ❜ ❛  i’d  shake  your  hand  but  i  have  a  glass  of  wine  to  tend  to  .  ❜ ❛  this  plate  of  cookies  is  my  new  _____  .  bye  .  ❜ ❛  that’s  cold  blooded  .  i  like  that  .  ❜ ❛  kids  ,  right  ?  gotta  love  ‘em  .  you’re  required  to  by  law  .  ❜ ❛  i’m  tired  of  talking  to  old  dudes  who  blame  my  generation  for  the  failing  economy  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  just  have  to  accept  the  fact  that  as  an  adult  ,  i’ve  become  the  machine  i  once  raged  against  and  accept  my  fate  to  unironically  wear  socks  with  sandals  .  ❜ ❛  my  ,  do  you  know  how  to  treat  a  lady  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  might  have  taped  over  a  veggietales  VHS  with  the  shining  .  who  knows  .  ❜ ❛  he’s  probably  stuffing  dirt  into  his  mouth  .  who  knows  ?  toddlers  are  pretty  resilient  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  not  gonna  do  the  thing  where  you  wait  silently  for  me  to  come  home  in  the  living  room  with  all  the  lights  off  ,  are  you  ?  ❜ ❛  you  really  scared  me  .  just  …  please  don’t  do  that  again  .  ❜

[propiratey]

:;

[propiratey]

can i just say it was absolutely Iconic when elizabeth stabbed barbossa in the chest for excessive creepiness

[propiratey]

Queen of Talk Shit, Get Hit

[shellheadtmark2]

shit, @propiratey home, looks like it’s time for me to go into hiding, ig.

[propiratey]

AMANDA is that a WEED???

[propiratey]

shellheadtm replied to your post: can i just say it was absolutely Iconic when...

no

nobody ask u 

[propiratey]

can i just say it was absolutely Iconic when elizabeth stabbed barbossa in the chest for excessive creepiness

[shellheadtmarc]

moooom, @propiratey is harassing me again.

[propiratey]

u have no proof

[shellheadtmarc]

dialogue starters from npcs around goodneighbor, a location found in fallout 4.  violence tw applies.  change names/wording as needed!

And what’s with the insult? You talk to everyone you meet that way?

This here is a bar. And I’m a bartender. What do you think?

What? No one ever teach you your “please” and “thank you’s.”

Until I know you, I’m not one of your fellows. The people here are who I belong to.

Maybe someday you prove me wrong, but for now, just tellin’ you how it is.

For old time’s sake, I’ll let the debt go. But you owe me a favor.

Drinks and my pleasant company, still available.

I need a dirty [pronoun] to do some dirty, dirty work. Blood on the pavement. Bodies in the ground. That kind of thing. Interested?

I got a certain anonymous client who’s payin’ top dollar for a cleanup job. Three locations. Everyone inside. No witnesses.

Always appreciate doin’ business with a professional.

You look like one of them wankers from the posters. Whatcha wearing that for?

Quit jerking me around. Come out and fight!

The thing is, I don’t see how any of this is your god damn business.

Tell you what, though - maybe we can help each other out.

We’ve both seen some things that don’t make sense. We just want answers.

It takes a hell of a lot more to earn a man’s trust than just your say-so.

But maybe you’re right…Maybe we are letting that fear get the best of us.

Don’t pretend you understand my situation, because you don’t.

Aren’t you the little mercenary. And what exactly are you planning to do?

Which makes this your problem. Not mine. So how are you planning to fix it?

And I didn’t want to get you wrapped up in it unless I had to.

Well, aren’t you an eager beaver?

Running from something? Welcome home.

I know when you’re lying, _____. One of your better qualities. Like your loyalty.

Shit…Look at us, _____. There was a time when we were goin’ places. Now everyone out there thinks they’re better than us.

You’re right, _____. I am tired.

Look, I know it’s an open door, but it’s like a…Philosophically open door, okay? Get the hell out.

Let me offer you some advice. You’re always up until you’re down in this neighborhood. You feel big now? One day, you won’t.

Because whoever did this ruined my life. I was on my way to running this whole town.

Then get the fuck out of here.

Are you jerking my chain? Everybody knows I never caught those guys. But don’t think I’ve given up. I won’t ever give up.

If you really had that kind of information, I’d consider us square. I’ve been looking for those assholes forever.

Fine. You’ve got a week starting now. That’s my last favor for you, though.

As far as I’m concerned, this covers all your sins. But just this once, you understand.

I think you were either directly involved, or know who did it.

I just have to do something, you know?

Things may look bad, but we got to try and make it better. I got a question for you.

Here me out a second. I’ve come to realize something.

I never been so happy to see anyone in my entire life!

I’m sorry we couldn’t help you, sweetheart. Maybe some other time?

I’m sorry we couldn’t help you, honey. But I know someone who might.

Oh…Oh that’s rich…Real funny. Well I don’t get to laugh at what happened.

Of all the things to bring up…No, no I’m not going to let that get to me anymore…It’s in the past…

What are you doing, yanking my chain again?

Can’t believe you’re still alive. Just my luck.

[icantfindthatonerpmeme]

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[shellheadtmarc]

@propiratey |  #YEAH TONY GET OVER URSELF

[propiratey]

[turing-tested]

i don’t think it counts as breaking and entering if you keep doing it a lot. like at some point it’s not breaking in so much as ‘im back’

[shellheadtmarc]

propiratey liked your post “honey, i’m home. shoves tony at the dash love my idiot child please.”

i see the exorcism has failed once again.

[propiratey]

your efforts have only strengthened her power

[propiratey]

❦ — cause you ain't done nothing so do something

im being attacked | accepting | @shellheadtm

how dare u. also u right u right

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

Sexual tension sentence starters

as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall

Angry

“Make me.”

“I dare you.”

“Bite me.”

“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”

“Wanna bet?”

“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”

“Prove it.”

“What’s in it for me?”

“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”

“Oh, well fuck me, then.”

“Shut up!”

“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”

Flirty

“I wish we weren’t out in public…”

“Wow, you’re really strong.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”

“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”

“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”

“You have really nice fingers…”

“Are we going downtown?”

“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”

“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”

“What do you wear to bed?”

Awkward

“Do you have to eat it like that?”

“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”

“Hey, stop biting your lip…”

“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”

“You’re standing a little close to me…”

“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”

“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”

“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”

“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”

“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”

[snake-oil-memes]

Send me a symbol to tell me why we aren’t roleplaying!

     ❖ — You don’t post enough prompts/memes and I want to send one in!      ◆ — I don’t feel like plotting and I want something casual/easy!      ● — I’m really busy/have too many threads already!      ✦ — I’m shy and/or horrible at approaching people!      ✸ — I’m nervous/scared/intimidated by you!      ✽ — You roleplay with duplicates and I feel like you don’t need/want another!      ✖︎ — You seem busy/have too many threads and I don’t want to add to it!      ❤︎ — I love following/reading your threads, but I can’t roleplay right now!      ❦ — [ Custom message! ]

Then, send a symbol for what you want to do about it!

    ⭐︎ — I would like you to send in a prompt/meme!      ○ — I would like to send in a prompt/meme!     ✧ — I would like you to send me an IM so we can talk!     ◇ — I would like to send you an IM so we can talk!     ❀ — I would like you to write me a starter, no plotting required!     ☞ — I would like to write you a starter, no plotting required!     ❄︎ — [ Custom message! ]