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milky!

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

pochowek

They dont like it already

pochowek

Hold on lemme post another one

pochowek

Like clockwork

gaulllimaufry

ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhouuuuuulls

gaulllimaufry

HEX GRLZ 💀 💀

furbyfuzz

Give her….. PIZZA

turing-tested

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

indiecup--fordeactivation-deact

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

turing-tested

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

queerlynx

Real Neko Atsume Cats

I know there’s already a similar post floating around, but I had already planned on making my own, and I had very specific breed headcanons! Also, this one includes the most recent cats :3

queerlynx

29/03/2018 UPDATE

good news! finally back to add the most recent kitties.

Also, I previously thought a cat like Socks was an impossible occurrence in real life, but I found out it’s a rare mutation called Karpati! So, see the updated version up there ↑↑↑

Now, without any further ado, the new kitties!

As always I tried to compromise between a close enough match and a decent quality picture. Sorry for the length of this post!

nerdfishgirl

@galyamova-aigerim

advice-animal

nolvini

413 ==> “You have a feeling it’s going to be a long day.”

nekurothings

there is no place like home.

beeftea78-deactivated20200113

I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea

sekiss-blog1

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes

elenaditgoia

*kicks this into the blue abyss of this website* I haven’t drawn anything since last August

toxicrants

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.