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Mood

#a relatable grandma #also an update thats. not really big enough for me to build up the courage to make a text post.#gonna try n abandon this blog and my side blogs #been on this blog for years and theres some bad times i wanna not deal with so im gonnna leave #or try ive tried a few times to leave but i get bored easy #trying to do things with my life so??? not gonna be around at least a whole lot

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When you free the Mages and you watch the disapproval roll in

benefits of living in a lighthouse

no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)

lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership

when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression

minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves

increased likelihood of mermaid encounters

effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow

free salt scrub

#this is my ideal life style is that a job???? light house keeper???

kdramabc

my kind of man

#good cute pure

hashtagloveloses

you were either a warrior cats kid, a guardians of ga’hoole owl kid, or a redwall kid, there’s no in between

1-800-fuckyou

this post is animorphs erasure

hashtagloveloses

no, animorphs is a whole different class.

you were either animorphs, goosebumps, or choose your own adventure

#redwall and goosebumps #in 4th grade my teacher would read a book out loud for like an hour n kids would have to act out the dialogue parts #n we did that for redwall and the hobbit and it was the best honestly

predictivetextbot

imagine this: a Long Egg

an-eel

imagine no longer my friend

noahisahuman

YOU’RE WELCOME

anchovy-official

do you take constructive criticism on your posts?

dat-soldier

No

geniusoflove

Grim Allen

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iwachqn

I’m really sorry.

#bnha #god i love all might

demondae

man i just love Boku no Hero Academia

#best post

sebastianfucker

successfully profiled and found a lost cat thanks to a criminal minds binge someone tell the FBI to hire me

sebastianfucker

My roommate came to get me because the cat was missing. I paused the show and went outside and I was all walking around the crime scene like okay the kitchen window is open and there is no screen so he must have jumped out here and ran off and they were like “so he’s gone???”

And I was like “we’ll pretend I’m a cat. There are two ways to go, towards the street and the lights or into the dark. A cat would choose the quieter dark spot” so I went into the dark and there like ur never gonna find him but I said LISTEN Spike was an outside cat before we moved and he’s been trapped inside so I bet he ran to the most bushy and grassy area. They said I was full of shit but u know what I found in the bushes? The fucking cat bitch I’m FBI material.

wizzard890

#favavfva #fav

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self c….. self care is uh, it’s— self care is when you drink the orange juice and it’s just right and it tastes good and you say “mmm good juice”. thanks for reading my post.